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johñ

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About Me

socialiser, student, pisshead, layabout, badger baiter, drinker of only the lowest quality spirits and brands of beer, pretending to be bob marley even though i ain'tenjoying: drinking, quoting sara cox's disgusting accent from the skinny cow ice cream advert,getting through my student loan, microwave meals, looking like a tramp, heebie jeebies nightclub, continuing to dance after the music has stopped and the lights have come on, festivals, watching tacky shows like corrie and emmerdale and having already found out the plot, stone roses and such like albums in oxfam for £3.99 *woo hoo*, katie melua's flawless face, going backpacking to wicked places like iceland and monaco.
Profiletweaks.com - Free Glitter Graphicsnot enjoying: work, uni work, getting dressed for work, going to work, journeying home from work, thinking of work, dog shit, dark nights, work, pineapples, goats milk, work, the cold, brazil nuts, work.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

susan kennedy of neighbours fame.....just to roll up the sleeves on her bon marche blouse and see if it really does say "denise and sharon were here bare-minged 1994" on her left wrist

My Blog

cambridge tomorrow

Cambridge tomorrow... hoping for a tasty night of tunes and a tasty display of Cambridgeshire flange...ladies dont be shy im very liberal.... full frontal female nudity is a perfect way of communicati...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 14:17:00 GMT

smirnoff ice for only £1.... they're asking for my custom!

another heavy night on the sauce last nite....vodkas in a pint glass are convenient but i looked and felt like janice battersby earlier. add to that edith bowman's bloke voice and i thought i was gunn...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:54:00 GMT

Carling in the afternoon.... yay or nay?

Lack of friends so far not a great concern....give it a mere few hours and the totty'll be swarming around like flies round shit.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:05:00 GMT