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Sue Denome

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



Tact is For Those Who Lack The Wit For Sarcasm!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



You know what I have noticed? NOBODY answers this question honestly!!98% of you Crazy Fuckerz (married or otherwise) answering the "I'd Like To Meet"... honestly would say "Somebody I could get drunk and screw!" (credit to Jimmy Buffett there; he is a wise man!)

So, (and this may be the ONLY TRUTHFUL thing on my entire page)
Nobody.
Really.
I'm all set with that!
But thanks!
I appreciate the interest and all.
I’m here for the sheer entertainment factor!

I have met enough "Bat~Shit~Crazy~Creepy~Fuckerz" on MySpace to last me an entire lifetime!!

Hmm... well, unless, of course, you are a "Super Secret Ninja" masquerading as an "Extremely Competent Bartender"! I really, really, dig those! We could like, compare our collections of "Bad~Ass~Ninja~Stars!" Cuz, I love those too!!

Oh, and you would have to really like "The Monkey Luvin" (you know... the whole swinging from trees and shit!!) Cause like, I am, uh, SO TOTALLY into that!!!

"Bi-Curious Drunken Dirty Pirate Hookers" need not apply... I already have an entire collection of those!!

My Blog

10 Great Gift Ideas, for that special woman in your life...

A little late for Christmas but plenty of planning time for Valentines day...This is a re-post from inventorspot.com, hopefully you'll enjoy the simple brillance as much as I... I know a few wome...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 10:31:00 GMT

Dirty Little White Lies?!

I was tagged by Supergirl! (she's just fab!!) TAG So here's how you play.. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten random facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choos...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:58:00 GMT

Barefoot & Naked in the Kitchen?? SIGN ME UP PLEAZ!

Can anyone tell me, um, where/how do I get one of these?? Cuz seriously, I'm all about it... I think, that's drool on my computer, yep. Thought so. Sigh, beautiful, isn't he? At this point, do you rea...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:26:00 GMT

Nine words women use

Ok, So, I think this is hysterically funny but the absolute gospel truth...   Do you suppose it comes in tattoo form (I'm thinking forearm....easy access...) for those with memory issues??!...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:24:00 GMT

More Drunken Birthday Pictures!!

When your a Princess, It's all about the Tiara!! Isn't she adorable?! All I ask, is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen...Drank myself sober? I think NOT! The following = a resul...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:56:00 GMT

MY SURPRISE PARTY PICTURES!!!!!!

NOT THAT I'M UNGRATEFUL... but... the Surprise + Hang Over = Not the best combination.... Notable Betty..Quotes from the evening:"Shhhhhh Honey, Mama's Head Hurts!!!".. "Awwww, Fuckit, give me a drink...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Fucking, Germany

I got this in my email today and found it too funny not to share.. ....
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:37:00 GMT

BNL @ Borders 10/4/06

..Yesterday, I took the day off (I never do that) and went to Borders in A2 to see Barenaked Ladies perform. It was very cool. I have always loved their music, and generally never miss one of their co...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:31:00 GMT

How to Make a Woman Happy:

How to Make a Woman Happy:   It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:     1. a friend    2. a companion     3. a lover    4. a bro...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:27:00 GMT

Top this Fuckerz!!

You know, there's no feeling like knowing somebody out there in cyber-land thinks highly of you! I got this email today: ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: jd Date: Sep 17, 200...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:27:00 GMT