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eustace

About Me

well i am 5 4" and 260 i have brown receding hair but not in all places i am about to go through with surgery where they take hair off my chest and put it on my head i am a moody person and depending on my mood i like men or women or even both at the same time but have intrest in both sexes still does not help me get some
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YOU YOU YOU...
Full Name:: Eustace Peter Humperdinck
Nicknames:: if i had friends id have nick names
Birthplace:: alabama
DOB:: 5/1/1973
Hair Color:: brown/black
Eye Color:: brown
Screenname:: dont have 1
Favorites...
Color:: black
Movie(s):: porn
Song(s):: any ICP, or ABK
Band(s):: ICP Blaze, twisted, esham, ABK ,KMK
Day of the year:: halloween
Food:: hot dog
Sport:: naked back shaving
Store:: spencers/hot topic
Actor:: long dong silver
Actress:: jenna jameson
Vacation Spot:: disney world
Season:: fall
Restaurant:: mcdonalds
Do you prefer...
coke/pepsi:: coke
chocolate/vanilla:: vanilla
dogs/cats:: birds
1percent/2percent milk:: 1
black/white:: white,
sing/dance:: dance, and sing bitch
rock/rap:: both, IC muthafucking P baby
Love stuff...
Are you single?: sigh, yes
If so, do you have someone in mind?: every girl on girls gone wild
Who?: ^
What personality traits do you look for in the opposite sex?: boobs
What's the first thing you notice(physically) about them?: boobs
Would you prefer a good or bad boy/girl?: bad
Have you kissed someone?: only my cat shaggy
Have you ever been in love?: only my cat shaggy
Have you had your heart broken?: only my cat shaggy
Other stuff...
Have you gone skinny-dipping?: yes, i smell like wet dog
Have you ever been out of the country?: no, not even out of my own house
Do you believe in god?: sometimes
Do you believe in yourself?: hell no, thats a lost cause
Do you want to get married?: yes
Do you play any sports?: fuck that shit
What was the last phone number you dialed?: 911
Do you have a best friend?: only my cat shaggy
Have you ever wanted to die?: yes i want to die right now
Have you seen someone die?: no sadly
Have you gone swimming in an ocean?: no
Have you ever cried in public?: only when i saw someone die
What is your worst fear?: sex
How long does it take you to shower?: to clean my back hair, 7 hours
What was the last movie you saw in the theater?: a porno
What was the last movie you rented?: a porno
Do you have a favorite quote?: suck this wang
Do you have any regrets?: not leaving the house
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hugh heffner,the playboy girls,a stripper