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Cooler than Jesus

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About Me

.. Hi kids. I'm Jason and "im totally tubular and have more awesomeness than you can handle."(we can thank Jeni for that one) ...I love music (it's basically my life) and I also love hanging out and having fun with friends. Video games and prank phone calls are pretty cool. IM me sometime and I'll tell you more about me (aol instant messanger name: halfmanhalftiger)

DEATH METAL!!! (click...here...)

The Manuscript to Destruction


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who are nice and fun and outgoing. I'm not asking for a fucking life mate or a best friend, just someone who can make me laugh and smile and be a jolly old fellow. I'd also like to meet more British people....they always seem to broaden everyone's horizons. Who doesn't want that?? I'd also like to meet my future wife....that'd be cool....ya never know right? I just hope it's not a 40 year old man from Tuscon Arizona with "White Snake" and "Winger" tattooed on his chest...that'd suck...I'd be the bitch in that relationship...

and this awesome hunk of man:

DANNY MOTHA FUCKIN' TANNER. He my top nigga:

And my gay lover:

My Blog

Breaker

Have fun breaking hearts. Your name is Venom and to be kissed by those poisonous lips would mean a death more painful than anything I can imagine. And I'm divided by common sense and my want for somet...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:07:00 GMT

Lover

These girls are poison. Every word spoken from a razored, forked-tounge. Taking an mile from an inch. And I'm laughing straight into the hills because they don't see the truth. Hanging high overhead l...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:34:00 GMT

Bitter Endings

I'm wasting my good vibes on this. I feel like I'm wasting my time. You don't know what you want and it's driving me fucking crazy. We're relaxed in this game of cat and mouse. I don't want to spend a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:36:00 GMT

The Day the World Forgot

This is the 5th anniversary of the death of a nation. The flags are burning on their polls. We're running for our lives from feudal overlords bent on world domination. Our only hope for salvation is i...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:29:00 GMT

Death Cries Out

Weighing the pros and cons of this shitty situation. Dining alone with candles for light. The times are changing for the worst and everything might just be a lost cause. Hating myself has always been ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 19:40:00 GMT

N.R.I.

The twisted nails of jaded summer girls digging into the backs of lovers too scared to run screaming. Taking every chance to drop this city out of my sights. You're all the colors of a mushroom-trip t...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 19:34:00 GMT

Flesh Devoured

You're only seconds away from the most intense form of tough love ever inflicted. And the heart, and these words can't tell anyone what's what anymore. You're dragging thirsty knives against naive vei...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Serenity

Chemicals coursing through veins like sirens through city streets. You're only the last person I want to see. With mascara painting your cheeks black, you carve my name into your arm. And, relishing t...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Repercussion

Slate-blue and yellow. These bruises prove as a badge of honor. And my fists pummeling like jack-hammers into the plaster of these paper-thin walls. Today the sun woke up late and the moon reigned ove...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 18:49:00 GMT

Time Well Spent

So much for breathing. The air that fills these lungs is laced with poison and plague. And the warmth spreads over the corpses like ashes from a dying fire. And your eyes reign like a storm on the hor...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:16:00 GMT