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Elliot

About Me

~Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck; And yet methinks I have astronomy, But not to tell of good or evil luck, Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality; Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell, Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind, Or say with princes if it shall go well, By oft predict that I in heaven find: But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive, And, constant stars, in them I read such art As truth and beauty shall together thrive, If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert; Or else of thee this I prognosticate: Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date. --William Shakespeare, Sonnet 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My name is Elliot. I live in Los Angeles, California. I am currently going to school at Westwood College (you may have seen their commercials on day-time television,) where I am studying to be a Content Producer for interactive multimedia databases; in other words, video game software development. Needless to say, I am an avid gamer. I am also an actor and a musician, although the extent of my acting of late has been performing the role of The Criminologist in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My cast, Sins O’ The Flesh, Performs at the NuArt Theater in Santa Monica, California every Saturday night at midnight. Its always fun and the people are great. I recommend everyone experience a Rocky Horror Picture Show performance at least once. As for my music, I can play a variety of instruments, but my passion is the guitar on which I have written several songs (maybe I’ll record and upload some of the good ones). I work off and on at an after school day care / summer camp as a councilor. Its fun, and educational. If nothing else, it teaches me humility and patience. I am a HUGE Star Wars geek (but at least I'm honest). I probably know most everything there is to know about the Star Wars universe. My best friend and I started a business out of my garage building and selling combat ready Lightsabers. Not the crappy Lucas ForceFX that look cool but will break after 30 seconds of combat. After building these sabers, we started training with them. As a result, I am now a fairly skilled swordsman. Since every part of a Lightsaber’s blade will “cut”, it provides a unique training tool; allowing for training in all forms and styles of sword fighting from Katana to European Fencing to Chinese Broadsword and Tai Chi. I am a lover of Martial Arts and train in any way I can to improve my skills in that area. Basically, I try to have as much fun as I can because I figure when you’re not having fun, your wasting time. I smoke and drink, party and gamble, play music and sing, write poetry and lyrics, and I go to school to learn how to make something I love. Life is good... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Musashi, Joe Walsh of The Eagles, Jason Lee, and Paris Hilton so I can slap her in the face. Hard.

My Blog

A Simple Solution

 A Simple Solution By Elliot Thomas Evans The salty taste of blood drifted over Airus's tongue, as he lay beaten on the dusty earth of the planet Korriban. The Jedi Knight contemplated his own ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:02:00 GMT

waksn alt mit eich

This took me an hour: Ich weln zu machn eich schmeichlnWen nor eich bist umetikTrogn eich arum wen du artrit bakumn beizOh, ale ich weln ton machn is waksn alt mit eich Ich nemen du medizin wen du mo...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:46:00 GMT

Twenty-Seven Hours

The dark circles under his eyes actually felt heavy. He kept seeing shapes in his peripheral vision, only to find empty space when he could finally focus his eyes long enough to see.  His cell ph...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 18:46:00 GMT

What I Look For In A Woman

Okay, so I know that none of you have been wondering, so here it is: my ultimate list of extreme what-I-look-for-in-a-women-edness.   She should be uninhibited, and never afraid to try new thin...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:54:00 GMT

Quiting Smoking

When the weight of the world starts holding you back, And as hard as you try to pick up the slack, You just start to realize all that you lack, And you know that its time for a change.   When t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:15:00 GMT

Combat Training

Combat Training (Based on a true story)                My favorite aspect of learning the Jedi arts is combat training. A Jedi needs to know ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:06:00 GMT

psycho-masochism

Fuuccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone   I want to climb up a mountain to scream off the top so the world can hear. I dont understand why the fuck things can never go smoothly. Why is ther...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:50:00 GMT

Spiritual Name

Spiritual name for Elliot Thomas Evans: Harsimrit Singh. Sat Nam, dear brother in divine. Your request for a spiritual name has been gratefully received. You have been blessed to live as Harsimrit Sin...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:12:00 GMT

Mtthews Misson Statement

These are the daily goals of my favorite teacher   The Matthews Mission Statement (Recited daily while driving to work)     I will start each day with a smile bordering on grimace  ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:11:00 GMT

This is what happens when I start writing

Did you ever get the feeling you were being avoided?Have you ever got the inkling that the day would end bad?Ever do what you wanted when you havent enjoyed it?Then youre probably human so you should ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:55:00 GMT