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ChriSTinE

sex... explanation or a demonstration?

About Me

BABY NAMES
boy: Joshua Benjamin Gunderson, Jr.
girl: Amara Christine Gunderson
MY 1st DOCTOR'S APPT!
I saw my NP yesterday (11.28.06) I'm 6 weeks pregnant and my due date is July 25, 2007. My next appt is Dec. 14 to see my OB-GYN Jane Schwartz.
MY 2nd DOCTOR'S APPT!
I saw my OB-GYN today (12.14.06) I'm 117 lbs. My sugar levels are kinda high so I have to go in for a 3 hour blood test. I have to cut out juices and candy because I'm more vulnerable to get gestational diabetes since my mom's a diabetic. I don't hear my baby's heartbeat until my next doctor appointment on January 9th.
MY 3rd DOCTOR'S APPT!
I saw my doc today (01.09.07) I'm 118 lbs. We heard the baby's HEART BEAT!!!! loud and clear OMG it was so exciting!! : ) can't wait to find out the gender....from now on i also see the doc every month..yep yep!!! and in MARCH we find out the gender!!!
if you wanna chat....
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MY ASS NOT INCLUDED!
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Booty Call Contract
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by ________________, between ____________ and ______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_____________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________
Date: __________________
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christine Saycocie
Birthday: June 28, 1987
Birthplace: DALLAS, TEXAS
Current Location: Sacramento, CA
Eye Color: dark DARK brown
Hair Color: um...brown and some light brown highlights i need to retouch my shiz lol
Height: 5'1 and a quarter haha lol
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: LAOS baby!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: white pumps... lovely lovely
Your Weakness: can't lie with a straight face haha lol
Your Fears: scary movies and ghosts and spirits n stuff... : /
Your Perfect Pizza: combination with extra extra JALAPENOS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tighten my tummy and my arms lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: like.. like...
Thoughts First Waking Up: F*ck i dun wanna get up
Your Best Physical Feature: folks like my lips.. and my smile : )
Your Bedtime: anytime before 4 am
Your Most Missed Memory: hhmm... cant think of one now
Pepsi or Coke: neither... both give meeh a headache
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither... both are bad for ur health
Single or Group Dates: dun care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hhmm.... tea stains ur teeth!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: hhmm... i like both
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee a durh!!! but man... it stains ur teeth BAD!
Do you Smoke: hell nah
Do you Swear: sometimes.. not usually
Do you Sing: my singing sucks!!! but my moanings a A+ heeh lmao
Do you Shower Daily: hell mother freakin YEAH!!! for those who don't ... ur GROSS!!
Have you Been in Love: im in LOVE now
Do you want to go to College: in college.. paralegal degree and then court reporting later
Do you want to get Married: yes someday maybe 3 or 4 more years
Do you belive in yourself: belive? haah lol BELIEVE!!! yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: motion sickness? NO!
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes not really though... i have lots of insecurities
Are you a Health Freak: yes i am but sometimes i go all out and binge! im bad i kno
Do you get along with your Parents: yes!
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes its romantic!
Do you play an Instrument: i tried the cello... and im great with the D*cK
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes.. Hennessy Privilege
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: vikaden sometimes ..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: im with josh all the time.. is that still a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes.. i got my seven jeans!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box.... but maybe like 6 with a glass of milk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: um.. puff daddy from mikunis haah lol
In the past month have you been on Stage: for wut? haha lol give a show? lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: no no no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i'd like to try one day.. maybe this summer lmao
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope...
Ever been Drunk: yes indeed
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah bak when i was younger... no more though
How do you want to Die: in my sleep with my husband..2 of us together
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a business lady in a sexy outfit makin lots of $$$
What country would you most like to Visit: Paris, France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: over 5'7
Weight: 150 lbs or more
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter as long as he's clean cut
Number of Drugs I have taken: one..two.. three..four...five.....damn too much !
Number of CDs I own: too much to count
Number of Piercings: 4 ... two on each ear
Number of Tattoos: 4 lil paws and a dragon on my bak
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I'ma COWGIRL!!! I was born in DALLAS, TEXAS but raised in the CraZY state of CALIFORNIA. I'm currently residing in NATOMAS and going to school at ARC pursuing a PARALEGAL degree. After that I'ma go to school for Court Reporting...yep yep.
I'm LAOS and 1/8 Vietnamese (does that count!??! : ), 5'1, and 115 lbs. I've lost alot of weight since I quick JACK : )....he's such as asshole.....got meh hella fat and made meeh get bad ass acne!!! : ( FUCCIN BITCH!!! Anywase I'm a caring and nurturing kinda gurl. I hate seeing people miserable. I'm very open minded and a great listener. I like to go shopping, eat out, watch movies blah blah blah EXTROVERTED I enjoy hangin out with a couple friends and drinkin every now and then. I DON't SMOKE!!!!
baby JACOB
YES i do love my GODSON NICK & big sis drama QUEEN DARLA !!
Sweet LiL CouSiNS NataCHA & NaTetanH
OOoOoO i love to eat FOOD ....a durh!!!i grub down.....i love pasta, chicken, salmon, turkey sandwiches, king crab YUMMY, cookies~n~cream ice cream, coconut sponge , hershey's almond bar, and peanut m&m's. i'm for the traditional LAOS dishes such as papaya salad, pho, kang no mai, mok pa, and thum ka poon...too many to list. it's the BOMB!
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... eternal
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My Interests



SOME CO-WORKERS!!

The Crab June 22 to July 22 Traditional Cancer Traits
Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic
On the dark side....
Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go
OK I'd like to give a shout out to my
BEST FRIEND

KRISTINA KCAHCGNOKOEK
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I LOVE HER!!

She's been there for meeh through thick and thin and she knows I'll always be here for her.....ALWAYS. Our friendship has lasted for over 9 years and counting. She can be such a BITCH sometimes but wut the fuck ever i still LOVE YOU SIS!

my other BEST frieND tiFFanY and her bf TinH

WOW tiffany...there's so much to say about her. She's funny, caring, VERY understanding and i can talk to her about ANYTHING I LOVE YOU gurl!
her baby gurl THEORA

I'd like to meet:

i've already met my SPECIAL SOMEONE!!
He's the greatest person that came into my life. He's so respectful, sweet, honest, caring, and has such a GREAT sense of HUMOR...great personality. He's so funny and sexy.....I love him so much....!! Baby you're so GOOD to me!! He's changed in so many ways....not for me, but for himself..as I help guide him into the right path in life. He treats me like an ANGEL and I give him my heart.....with every breath that I take...
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Your name
Your partner
You two are Best friends
Your meeting was by Answered prayer
They are your Protector
You are their Best friend
Your love will Be the epitome of what true love is

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Music:

i listen to r&b hip hop some pop some country and some alternative....juss about everything OH and trance relieves my stress for some reason lol

Movies:

i like COMEDY's, scary movies BUT not the ones with spirits....i can handle human killers but not ghosts or spirits or any kind of supernatural stuff.
Saw I,II,and III all of SCARY MOVIE, JURASSIC PARK the collection, RUSH HOUR, kid movies like SHREK I and II, Madagascar, Beauty and the Beast, Monsters Inc, and Hocus Pocus!!!
PORNOS including all collections of Cherries BOX, Brittany Sky, and Tera Patrick! I love blondes with big titts and a nice ass!!

Television:

everything on COURT TV! the Fresh Prince of Bel Air....and the Discovery Channel hehe lmao! OOoO i love ANIMAL PLANET...and Law and Order: SVU!

Books:

when i was a kid....i liked goosebumps! judy blume...lois duncan

Heroes:


my MOM and DAD
YES i'm SPOILED. My parents give meeh wutever i want. JOSH gives meeh wutever i want (usually lol) EVERYONE gives meeh wutever i want!!!! 99% of the time!!!
I LOVE YOU MOM & DAD! : )

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My Blog

I'm PREGNANT!!!....I'm so excited!!!

YES!!! im really pregnant!!!!! so its like this... I went to see a dermatologist to get on Accutane last Tuesday and then I had to take a pregnancy test that day and it came out NEGATIVE. But then I w...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

love... SEX....life itself!

for those of you who are very close to meeh ..... this info is nothing new Mkay! LOVE: our 3 year anniversary is February 2007 and id like to go to tahoe...rent a cabin for the weekend....maybe even g...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST

JOSHUA .....LOVe .. everYTHinG

relationships.... all about communication and trust.. and ofcourse respect and all that other shiet add to it..... but those two are the most important. josh and i are hittin our 2 year anniversary. i...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:11:00 PST

CLIT PIERCING...give meeh ur OPINION!!!

for the past few weeks...i've been thinkin that.... next summer i wanna get my clit pierced...a VERITICAL CLITORAL HOOD piercing to be exact... wut do you think? im not scared. i think it'll be s...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 10:43:00 PST

fill this OUT pLeaSE!!!..... : )

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do yo...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IMPORT MOTION.....josh's BDAY.....our 1 year aNniversarY!!!

saturday, february 5 was josh's 20th birthday. we went to the import motion car show at CAL EXPO and met fine ass models...including ALEXIA LEI. i wasnt really into the cars to be honest with ya. i ju...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kristina KeoKONGchack

Thanks for being my..... go-everywhere-do-everything, tell-each-other-anything, forget-our-troubles, like-the-same-stuff, laugh-til-it-hurts, together-or-apart.... pick-up-where-we-left-off...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

meeH and JesSica

well lets see.....i'm so HAPPY that we're talkin again!!! i really missed her....hella missed her....i jus prolly never showed. we talked on tuesday and then we planned on doin somethin wednesday toge...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my boyfriend......my love

last nite was special....really really special. we said alot of great things to eachother and talked about the past.....how we felt for eachother then and how we feel for eachother now. we talked abou...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

arreSTED in San Francisco

ahhahahah !!!!! just kidding....... BUT yeah meeh and my bf and his friend joey went to sf saturday and got caught taggin by some stupid ass police. we didnt go to jail though THANK GOD!!! they jus...
Posted by ChriSTinE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST