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David

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

..Despite my pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs, I know nothing ABOUT art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy new york underground fashion magazine...Proto-typical non-conformist. I am a vacuous soldier of the thrift store gastapo. I adhere to a set of standards and tastes that appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges-BULLSHIT-giving your thumbs up and thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art. Go analog baby, I'm so post-modern. I'm diving face forward into an antiquated past, it's disgusting! It's offensive! Don't stick your nose up at me! Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?
When I walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people I chuckle to myself, patting myself on the back as I scoff. It's the same superority complex shared by the high school jocks who made my life a living hell, makes me a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma I spend every moment of my waking life BITCHING about!
Well let me tell you this, I am shamelessly self-involved. I spend hours in front of the mirror making my hair elegantly disheveled. I self-medicate with drugs and alcohol to help treat my extreme social anxiety problem. You are a FAKER! You are a FRAUD! You're living a LIE! You don't impress me! You don't intimidate me! ADMIT IT! Why don't you bow down, get on the ground, walk this fucking plank! I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner i've become. You're free to whine. It will not get you far. I do just fine, my car and my guitar, and I am done with this. I wanna taste the breeze of every great city, my car and my guitar. You're urgently unfulfilled, when I'm dead I'll rest.
I AM THE INTERNET!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Gimme More," Britney Spears
Art in the form of a miracle production team. It's not Britney, bitch.

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My Blog

Doppelganger

Whenever a teenage entertainer becomes semifamous, it's usually for a semipredictable reason. Very often, it's because the performer happens to possess an unorthodox attractiveness that only likeminde...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:58:00 GMT

Musicaly a look back and forward!

I got for you a look back at my top 21 albums of 2006The Matches - Decomposer In Reverent Fear - Stomacher Park - Building_A_Better______- Over it - Step Outside Yourself The Prize Fighter Inferno - M...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:16:00 GMT

Do You Have Hipsters?

Have you recently found yourself asking any of the following questions? Whose fixed-gear bicycle is that in my garage? Where do I keep misplacing the charger for my iPod Nano? Why are there vast amoun...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:05:00 GMT

Pull it or Die?

"Come out and just say it!" My mind tell me best, i know. "If you come out and speak your mind you may kill everthing" my reasioning tells me. Who shall i trust. If everyone was just blunt life would...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:31:00 GMT