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THE COUNT OF MONTE FISTO

medic_stud65

About Me

movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.comAN AVERAGE DUDE, WITH ABOVE AVERAGE FRIENDS

My Interests

Tatoos, slapping people in the bum, the Simpsons (Barry Duffman), chuinti gangster movies, snowboarding, crashing crazy like while snowboarding, Star Wars, LOTR, watching fools get KOed in MMA, surfing, shanking fools with IVs, shooting random things, cut off T shirts, Los Coast, tanks, tanks blasting on Hajies, cake, guinea pigs (I have two), silve dollar fish that try to eyeball me, Barnes (because hell, he is reality), string cheese, odyssey bars, scarry stuff, cartoons, toys, home run durby, b-ball w/Fred, droping my cell phone and a whole bunch of other things that I cant think of now. Your results:
You are Obi-Wan Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi 75% Luke Skywalker 72% Qui-Gon Jinn 71% Yoda 71% Mace Windu 64% R2-D2 62% Princess Leia 60% Jar Jar Binks 59% C-3PO 57% Darth Vader 55% You are civilized, calm, and
have a good sense of humor,
even when those around you don't.
You can hold your own in a fight,
but prefer it when things
don't get too exciting.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Tommy Franks and... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Ahdxk_b1g&eurl=TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: CORY
Birthday: JULY 13, 1981
Birthplace: THE BNG
Current Location: THE BMT
Eye Color: GREY
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: RITEY
Your Heritage: ALL AMERICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: YE OL VANS
Your Weakness: TATOOS, CARTOONS & RAGE-A-HOL
Your Fears: NEVER SEEING COMBAT AGAIN
Your Perfect Pizza: PINNEAPPLE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: MY CAREER
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DGAF- IF YOU REALY DIDNT GIVE A FUCK, THEN YOU WOULD JUST SUCK START A GLOCK
Thoughts First Waking Up: SMASHY SMASHY
Your Best Physical Feature: EYE BROWS
Your Bedtime: 0200
Your Most Missed Memory: FOOTBALL, AND SLAYING THE DNCO
Pepsi or Coke: DIET COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BAKERS
Single or Group Dates: BOTH
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WATER
Chocolate or Vanilla: SWRILL
Cappuccino or Coffee: DIET COKE
Do you Smoke: ONLY THE STEAM RESULTING FROM MY RAGE
Do you Swear: LIKE A... YES
Do you Sing: EVERY CHANCE I GET
Do you Shower Daily: ALWAYS
Have you Been in Love: STILL AM
Do you want to go to College: ILL MAKE MY RETURN SOMEDAY
Do you want to get Married: I DONT WEAR THIS PEICE OF TUNGSTON FOR NOTHING
Do you belive in yourself: I HAVE TO
Do you get Motion Sickness: ONLY ON WACK CARNIVAL RIDES
Do you think you are Attractive: NO
Are you a Health Freak: I CAN BE
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: ONLY WHEN THE LIGHTNING STRIKES JACKASSES
Do you play an Instrument: THE RADIO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A BIT
In the past month have you Smoked: ONLY A CIGAR
In the past month have you been on Drugs: RAGE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES, W/THE WIFFEY
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: THE STAGE OF FUN
In the past month have you been Dumped: TO THE DUMP
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: SKINNY SLAPPING
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: I USE TO TEASE MY BROTHERS
Ever been Beaten up: ONLY IN MY DREAMS BY MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN...
Ever Shoplifted: NOT SINCE 83
How do you want to Die: ON A MOUNTIAN OF SLAYEN BODIES THAT I CREATED
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: THE CHIMP
What country would you most like to Visit: ISREAL, IRAQ
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ANY
Favourite Hair Color: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT
Short or Long Hair: SUPRISE ME
Height: SHORTER THAN A BUILDING
Weight: LESS THAN A TANK
Best Clothing Style: WHATEVER THE LIKE
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: WHO KNOWS
Number of Piercings: ZERO
Number of Tattoos: 25
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ZERO, IT WAS A GOOD DAY TO DIE BRO

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Thrice, Pennywise, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Old school Snoop & Dre, CKY, Johnny Cash, The Shins, Matisyahu, Toby Keith, anything my brother sings and lots more

Movies:

Platoon(because Barnes rules), The entier Star Wars Universe, Wanes World 1 & 2, Blood in Blood Out, Commando, Return of the King, Million Dollar Baby, Heart Break Ridge, Fight Club, Three Kings, all of the Rocky movies, Garden State,Conan the Barbarian, Godzilla movies, all Nightmare on Elm Streets, Friday the 13ths, Fridays, Rambo First Blood, Roadhouse, Point Break, Bill and Ted's, Half Baked, Shawshank Redemption ( Morgan Freeman is the man), all Karate Kids, the first two Ninja Turtles...
If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice M-4 Carbine, with PAC 4, Fore Hand Grip Aim-Point Sight and Stream Light Tactial Light
Appearance D.C.U.'s With I.B.A. M.I.T.C.H. Kevlar System Knee & Elbow Pads, L.B.V With Butt Pack
Your Battle Cry... Motivation For you and your Squad To Stomp Hagies
Foes slain upon first strike: - 100% Sgt. Carranza and his men are so hard they'll eat the boogers out of a dead mans nose, then ask for seconds
What you fight Terrorists Cell Groups
You fight.... For your Soldiers
This QuickKwiz by Ferggs - Taken 90921 Times. New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice !

Television:

The greatest TV show of all time... the Simpsons! I also watch Lost, Family Guy, Futureama, American Idol, Aqua Teen, X-Men, When Buildings Fall Down... Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 85% Green Lantern 50% Batman 45% Robin 45% Spider-Man 40% Supergirl 40% Superman 35% The Flash 35% Iron Man 30% Wonder Woman 25% Catwoman 25% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Books:

LOTR, tank books, Dr. Suesse, American Soldier, Juiced, The October War, Righteous Victims, Tyranasaurs Sue, We Were soldiers Once, Thermopoly, My Men are My Heros, The Few and the Proud, We Were One, Illiad, Oddisey, Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing, Super Fudge...

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Heroes:

My parents will always be special to me simply because they made me the person that I am today, as well as my brothers, Josh, Paul, Greg, Fred, Junior and Bill. But my true heros are and will always be those who have proven them selves in the heat of combat, people like Audie Murphy, John Basalone, my cousin Frank Morales, My first platoon SGT Hector Soto, George Patton and Chesty Puller. However, above all else three people stand out in my mind as those who are my benchmarks in life, Gary Gordon, Randy Shugart and Paul Smith, three men that knew that they were going to die but would not leave a man behind and unprotected, they knew that they were trading their lives for their friends.
:: how jedi are you? ::