Kopter Ken

Well, I finally broke down and got one of these damn myspace pages. Where else can I browse through million of profiles of younger women wearing sexy frilly things, (besides the Victoria's Secret catalog), and gawk at them without being hit with a purse or given a dirty look? That in itself is genius. Now, do not get me wrong, I am not one of those perverted guys who likes to look at young teens. I like to look at legal aged women, dressed as teens. It is way different. And not illegal.
I happen to be a simple man and I have simple needs. Most people get wants and needs confused.
- When I say I 'need' a beer, it means I 'need' one, not I want one. Because if I do not get that beer, my vital organs may fail.
- When I say I 'need' some sex, it means I 'need' sex, not that I want it. Because if I do not get it, I really will die. Or at least a part of me will.
- When I say I 'want' a woman who will be quiet and and not talk through the game, it means I 'want' a woman who will be quiet and not talk through the game.
Now here lies the confusion between wants and needs...
"A need is something you know you can get and is easily acceptable to want. A want is something you can never get that is unacceptable to need."
Meaning, there is no such thing as a woman who will not talk through a game, so give me my beer and my sex and leave me alone.
I said I was simple, didn't I?