Lying arse holes |
Ah this ones for you Jake.
Normally I'm the girl that gets hurt, I'm the one that cries her heart out and feels like her world has ended. I've been there, I know how it feels and I wouldn't wish it on...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:37:00 PST |
Creepy Old Men |
Not blowing my own trumpet or anything here but why on earth would a 65yr old fat, balding man who walks with a stick think for a second that I would go out with him?
Last week I went to value a ...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:43:00 PST |
Naughty Girl |
I've been a naughty girl this week....
Sunday- Stayed in bed ALL day! Well I did have a STINKING cold, poor me sympathy pleaseMonday - Told my boss he had a weener. I was in stitches ...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST |
Doh! |
Ah ha ha I cant stop laughin at my pure blondeness, also at the fact that my car is clearly a tank!!
After the huge bash that my car endured last year I honestly thought that it would've been written ...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:25:00 PST |
9 hours? 9 fuckin hours!! |
grrrrr its about time I had a moan as its been a while, so let me off ok?
Sat at work with Caroline (yes there are two of us and no we dont look alike) moaning as we have both received a letter statin...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST |
Use Chairs with caution!! |
I think I'm so smart sat at my desk with my nice leather chair looking all smug. Ooooh look at me I'm the big bad boss in a bad boss's chair. Yeah not any more.I was chatting away on my mobile, legs u...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST |
The glass is half full |
Ah dear I've been sitting here thinking about how stupid I am, (yes I know it didn't take me long to realise) and I've realised that all I do is moan and be negative. I never write about the good thin...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:00:00 PST |
Fuckin Valentines |
Oh joy Valentines is just around the corner, when everyone walks around with huge mushy grins on their faces and poor florists go into overdrive.
Ah my first Valentines on my own in 6yrs, I'm not gonn...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST |
Mayland Chav Scum |
Yea thats right, chav scum is at an ultimate high in Mayland and they're doing my head in. During the day its nice and quiet outside my office, couple of old dears pop their heads and say hi and littl...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST |
your loss |
I'm sorryif my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.I'm sorryif I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorryif I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorryif I'm not tan enou...
Posted by Car-OH!-line on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:58:00 PST |
