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Mikey G

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About Me

Im a cunt.......well i am. also though im called mike, im made of cellotape and bits of string. But dont let that put you off talking to me, as i have found a method of audible communication, using the rustling of my tapey face i can make human ears pick up the slightest of words like a whisper on the wind. Im in a band called BORN FROM THE GRAVE check us out on www.myspace.com/bornfromthegrave we play metal and folk tributes to abba. AWESOME.BITTY

My Interests

eating and wearing chain mail on sunny days, uve never sweated until uve sweated in chain mail.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks they can pull off a handlebar moustache without being called gay. Oh an Mc hammer. Myself from a parrarel universe, and spidermans cousin just so because he'd be dead jealous and bitter and we could slag him off, and when we saw him on the street we'd laugh because his cousin told me he shit the bed at 14. And i'd be like no way, and spiderman would be like i never did that, thats a lie but we'd just laugh and spit in his face. i do like spiderman though he's cool regardless if he shit the bed or not.

Music:

METALMETALMETALMETALMETALMETALMETAL METALMETALMETALMETALMETALMETALMETAL METALMETALMETALMETALMETALMETALMETAL

Movies:

Stuff that has a point or is funny. none of that mind numbing high school bullshit.

Television:

Is a magic box

Books:

KILL TREES

Heroes:

eerrmmm dont know really, maybe the blue whale