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Andra

THERE'S A ROSE...IN MY HEART...FOR YOU

About Me

I am a 28 year old OUT OF THE CLOSET LESBIAN...So NO MEN PLEASE - I WILL NOT RESPOND OR ADD YOU! I'm very outgoing and if there's a microphone I'm probably on it. My friendships are very important to me and I always treat people with respect. I always try to keep a positive outlook in life! I have an odd sense of humor which most people don't get but those that do think I'm pretty funny. I'm very femme...I like dresses and make up and I have more clothes and shoes than I care to admit.

My Interests

Lounging around in a bear suit and sippin' on moonshine. Stealing lawn ornaments and having my way with them. Train jumping and giving the hobos a sponge bath. Licking envelopes, I love licking envelopes. My all time favorite hobby is to play video games; I have an XBOX 360 and play World of Warcraft more than I should. My favorite video games are Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Fatal Frame, really anything spooky! I also like card and board games but I'm not really into gambling because I work too hard for my money. I LOVE SKATEBOARDING! Although, I'm definitely a bit too old to be ramp skating...I always smile when I see kids skating around.

I'd like to meet:

As far as friends...I'm bascially just looking for interesting people to talk to and hang out with. I just moved out to Dansville not long ago and I'm looking for friends that live close to me for party purposes. As far as love...I know this is difficult to find however, I want a sexy, intelligent, honest woman that I can settle down and spend my life with.Perhaps my list of what I'm not looking for might be easier to understand and more realistic. NOT looking for a one night stand...NOT looking for drama...NOT looking for dishonest women...NOT looking to trade nude photographs...NOT looking for cybersex!For those of you that my NOT list does not apply to...if you ever want to chat my screen name is luckyzoie on aim and yahoo.

Music:

Nina Simone, The Cure, 2 PAC, Lamb, Hooverphonic, Portishead, Avril Lavinge, Dead Kennedys, Less Than Jake, Blink 182, 411, Pitbull, DJ Shadow, Sublime, the list is endless. A little bit of Country. I enjoy a huge range of music from techno to jazz.

Movies:

Tipping the Velvet, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, GIA, (Anything with Angelina Jolie), Office Space, Anything with Adam Sandler, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, High Art, Boys Don't Cry, Better than Chocolate, Kissing Jessica Stein, the list goes on forever. Love a good horror film but chick flicks are nice too. I'm a much bigger fan of movies than books.

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, The L Word, Carnivale, King of the Hill, The Surreal Life, Strange Love, Drew Carey Show, Who's Line is it Anyway? So fucking much I can't list them. My DVR is my lifeblood!!

Books:

Anything by George Orwell, Viginia Wolff, William S. Burroughs, William Shakespeare. Plus, Go Ask Alice, The Whole Lesbian Sex Book, etc...

Heroes:

Milan Hejduk, Angelina Jolie, Brandi Walzer, Isabella Rosellini, Jennifer Aniston's hair and the Garden Gnome with an erection on the Nasty D's sign.

My Blog

IF MYSPACE WERE REAL

You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly. At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 ...
Posted by Andra on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST

ARE SOULMATES REAL OR A PIPE DREAM?

I've been hearing a lot of chatter about soulmates and "the one" lately. I catch a lot of shit because I still believe in soulmates. Most people are very surprised by this because I've gone throu...
Posted by Andra on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

I'M THANKFUL

I'm turning over a new leaf...trying to focus more on the positive things in my life. Seems like everyone has been depressed lately, so my advice is make one of these lists to remind yourself of the ...
Posted by Andra on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

SIZE ZERO BABY! THE NOT SO PERFECT WEIGHT LOSS PLAN

For those of you looking to shed those extra pounds... all you have to do is go through a really shitty break up! I have to say on the positive side I have my teenaged body back. Sadly there...
Posted by Andra on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:47:00 PST

MY NEW BABY!

INTRODUCING THE PUPPY WHO FINALLY CAPTURED MY HEART... WILLOW OF COURSE NO DOG COULD EVER TAKE ZOIE'S PLACE IN MY HEART...BUT THIS LITTLE ONE SURE IS WORKING HER WAY IN THERE!...
Posted by Andra on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:46:00 PST

I LOST MY BABY

My dog Zoie died yesterday. She was with me for 10 pooker filled years; through good times and bad. She was my northern star...shining bright to get me back home. I've never felt so alone in...
Posted by Andra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST