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Chris

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About Me

First of all, to understand what happened to Chris, you gotta understand who Chris the human WAS. Now Chris was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, boxing fight promoter. So he puts chris into training, next thing you know Chris is GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Chris said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Chris, Killed Nibbles. And Chris said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow...
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What? Come on, man. Don't look at me like that. You know what that smells like, right? Don't tell me this smell don't remind you of a woman. God, I miss that smell, man. I mean, the job I had on the outside wasn't much better than this one, but at least I got to go home every night, and lie down next to that sweet smell, man. God, I miss that. (to Derek) You got a woman? Yeah, you got a woman, man. Let me give you some advice, all right? When she comes to visit you?hatever you do, no matter what, don't let her leave here in a fight, man. Don't let her walk out of here with a bad attitude, cause if you do, you spend the next week wondering, if she's getting her fuck on with somebody else. You know what Im saying? So when she comes to see you, man. There's nothing but sweet talk through that glass, man. Send her away floating, all right? cause it's not like the real world, you know what Im saying? Where you can fight, but it? cool to fight, cause you could make up and have that make up sex. You know what Im saying? That angry sex. That sex with an attitude. Where you just lay on your back, and let her take out all that aggression on you. All guys know that, man. It's that good sex. It's that pow, pow, pow. Let her get on top. Shes going to punish you first. you've been a bad boy, huh? You've been a bad boy? Im going to punish you, and Im going to put it on you. Don't you ever?let?me?catch?you...(panting orgasmically) ...looking at another man. Yeah, yeah. I may forgive you, if you bring it. I think I can. I -- I forgive. I forgive. Oh, right there. Right there. You?e hitting it. My spot. Thats it. Right. Yeah. Yes, yes. I for forgive you. I forgive you. I for -- I for - I for - I forgive you. I love you!

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Pondering?

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