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James

Professional Asshole

About Me

'I am, in my opinion, cooler than Jesus. That is only my opinion, and I reserve the right to have it. Opinions are like assholes: everybody has one. In my opinion, I am also an asshole.'

My Interests

Music, my guitars and beer.

I'd like to meet:

Homer Simpson -'Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.'

Music:

Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst, Micah P Hinson, M Ward, Willy Mason, John Frusciante, Nirvana, Bloc Party, Bob Dylan, Beck, The Beatles, Whiskeytown, The White Stripes, Wilco, Ray LaMontagne, Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Neil Young, Muse, Moby, Leonard Cohen, The Kills, Josh Rouse, Jose Gonzalez, Jimi Hendrix, Jeff Buckley, Gorillaz, Foo Fighters, Fionn Regan, Fatboy Slim, Elliott Smith, Eels, Editors, Damien Rice, Blur, The Band, Audioslave, Arcade Fire, Aphex Twin

Movies:

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, South Park, Team America, Spider-man, Lost In Translation, Wonderboys, The Ice Storm, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Where The Buffalo Roam, Gladiator, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Bam Margera's CKY Movies, Jackass and Jackass Number Two, The Steve-O Videos blah blah blah...

Television:

Lost, The Office, Peep Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier, Extras, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Max and Paddy, Pheonix Nights, The Smoking Room, Lee Evans, Friends, King Of The Hill, Jackass, Wildboyz, Viva La Bam

Books:

'Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas', 'Paradise Lost', 'A Clockwork Orange', 'Lost Continent', 'Kurt Cobain - Journals'

Heroes:

The ancient Babylonians - They're credited with inventing the first recorded recipe of beer, which at the time was 'so valued that it was sometimes used to pay workers as part of their daily wages.'