It’s corn made out of sugar! |
Halloween! Time to pick a decent idea for a costume, and then go as the zombie version of it. Then time to go wandering about, visiting everyone I can make it to in one night, and give them random ite...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:12:00 GMT |
Off the Map |
To everyone whom I haven't spoken to in a while, sorry I've dropped off the map as of late. You know how things go sometimes. Well, actually, you don't...but I still love you anyway. Or hate you, depe...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
Like a Clock |
Just yesterday I made a post about my state of general paranoia. I attributed this event to the fact that my life had been cruising along without anything of terrible note occuring. Like a fucking clo...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
Savage Drive |
It's official, I'm paranoid.I'm being driven to attempt to achieve perfection in everything I do because my mind is creating scenarios of implausible occurance and terrifying ramification. Check every...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:11:00 GMT |
Lazyfats |
What is lazyfats?Definition: The state of being tired from doing nothing.Examples: -Being sleepy after playing video games all day-Wanting to take out your laptop but falling asleep and dreaming about...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:38:00 GMT |
Teh interwebs ate mah blog |
I wrote a blog about 10 minutes ago. I'm not sure where it went, but I think the internet decided to replace it in some completely inappropriate spot. Perhaps on the front page of a website about beek...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:58:00 GMT |
Ground Meat |
Go see the new Rambo movie. Why you ask? Simple. It's not because of the plot, the acting, the special effects, or even its commentary on the events in Burma. It's because this movie harkens back to g...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:17:00 GMT |
Unstoppable Think Nugget V: The End |
It just doesn't make any fucking sense.The whole thing, this zombie furniture ordeal, is over; but not in the way one would expect. I woke up this morning in my bed. Let me repeat, in my bed. I quickl...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
Unstoppable Think Nugget IV: The Revenge |
If you're reading this, then theres still hope. The military never came, you probably know already. But these things...these comfy zombie bastards....they CAN be stopped. I know, I've taken plenty out...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
Unstoppable Think Nugget III: The Return |
I don't have much time. The ritual worked...kinda. Everything is fucked though. Listen. The bed, the chair...I brought them back from the dead. At first I thought it was ok, but then the feasting star...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:25:00 GMT |
