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Death Church

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About Me

I miss those autopsy diagrams. Middle finger response. Smashing bottles, windshields, windows. Eternally bored at the bottom of it all. Love my little brother more n' anyone else. Fascinated with human cruelty, serial, spree and mass murder, cannibalism and cults. Neurotic as all hell. Self destructive. Overly sensitive. Unfortunately honest. Tired. LOVE to laugh, the harder the better. Happy for others most of the time. Basically I might be someone worth knowing but not loving, outside of a family or friendship environment. STYLEa, a.man, a:link, a:visited{color:ff6600; font-size:8pt; font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal} a:active, a:hover{color:ff6600; font-size:8pt; font-weight:normal; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal;}td, table, tr, span, li, p, div, textarea, DIV {color:ff6600; font-weight:normal; font-decoration:none; font-style:normal;background-color:transparent} td, li, p, div, textarea {border-color:ff6600} table{border-color:ff6600}a.navbar{font-size:8pt; font-weight:normal} a.navbar:link{color:ff6600;} a.navbar:active{color:ff6600;} a.navbar:visited{color:ff6600;} a.navbar:hover{color:ff6600;}a.searchlinkSmall{font-size:8pt ; text-decoration:none; font-weight:normal;} a.searchlinkSmall:link{color:ff6600} a.searchlinkSmall:active{color:ff6600} a.searchlinkSmall:visited{color:ff6600} a.searchlinkSmall:hover{color:ff6600}body{background-color:0 00000;background-image:url(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums /a399/myke88r/bodies.jpg); background-position:center center; background-repeat:no-repeat; background-attachment:fixed;}.nametext{font-size:8pt;color:f f6600; font-weight:normal;}.blacktext10{font-size:8pt; color:ff6600; font-weight:normal;}.blacktext12{font-size:8pt; color:ff6600; font-weight:normal;}.btext, .itext, .text{font-size:8pt; color:ff6600; font-weight:normal;}.orangetext15{color:ff6600; font-weight:normal;}.lightbluetext8{font-size:8pt; color:ff6600; font-weight:normal;}.tmz_imp{font-family:arial;color:FF0000; font-weight:bold}a img{}a:hover img{}body{scrollbar-arrow-color:ff6600;scrollbar-Track-Color :000000;scrollbar-Highlight-Color:ff6600;scrollbar-base-colo r:ff6600;scrollbar-Face-Color:000000;scrollbar-Shadow-Color: ff6600;scrollbar-DarkShadow-Color:ff6600 mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src='' enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' AUTOSTA

My Interests

Better Homes and Gardening, saving the world, family values, the religious right, intitutions of tradition, deviate hardcore porn, education, tax breaks for the rich and a well oiled, globally unified and mindlessly obeyed system. I mean, why think for yourself when the government, church, A.A., The Media, military, 700 Club (name your poison) is so willing to do it for you? Come on people!

I'd like to meet:

John Candy

Music:

JOY DIVISION, CHOKING VICTIM/Leftover Crack, Misfits, BLACK FLAG, The Stranglers, MODEST MOUSE, SUSANNE VEGA, THE SMITHS, Slint, SHELLAC, The Ditty Bops, RUDIMENTARY PENI, Skinny Puppy, Book of Belial, The Dead Milkmen, The Violent Femmes, Guitar Wolf, The Angry Samoans, The Germs, The Undead, The Adverts, The Observers, Sham 69, Richard Hell, Gang of Four, The Adicts, The Damned, Oxymoron, The Last Resort, Anti-Nowhere League, Lower Class Brats, Vice Squad, The Exploited, GBH, The Bloodclots, Bristle, Dreadful Children, Subhumans, Born/Dead, Circle Jerks, Toy Dolls, Crass, Zounds, Oi Polloi, Smut Peddlers, Samhain, Minor Threat, Slightly Less Than Nothing, Drought, The Casualties, P.O.A., Dead Boys, OPIV, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Conflict, Skarp, Millions of Dead Cops, Agnostic Front, Dropkick Murphys, Angel City Outcasts, Anti-Heros, Defiance, Rancid, The Turbo A.C.s, No More Existance, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Bad Brains, X, Fugazi, The Suicide Machines, Blondie, The Talking Heads, The Cramps, Catholic Discipline, Nekromantix, Public Image Ltd, Tiger Army, G.G. Allin and The Jabbers, The Murder Junkies, The Police, The Weakerthans, Propagandhi, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Chills, Bauhaus, The Cure, Lusk, Helmet, Moss Icon, Quicksand, Mr. Bungle, The Butthole Surfers, Big Black, The Pixies, Les Savvy Fav, Blond Redhead, Sonic Youth, The Shins, The Velvet Underground, DNA, DEVO, Television, Beat Happening, Built to Spill, Joan of Arc, Make Believe, The Murder City Devils, The Melvins, Miranda Sex Garden, Dead Can Dance, Switchblade Symphony, Alien Sex Fiend, Pigface, KMFDM, Rammstein, Leatherstrip, Bi God 20, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Machines of Loving Grace, Sister Machine Gun, VNV Nation, Diatribe, Nitzer Ebb, Wolfshiem, NIN, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Prick, Filter, Covenant, Orbital, The Future Sounds of London, Underworld, Aphex Twin, In the Nursery, Snog, Chemlab, Depeche Mode, Sisters of Mercy, Tchkung, Portishead, New Order, Minus the Bear, Julie Ruin, Motorhead, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams, Hank III, Loretta Lynn, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Woody Guthrie, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Weavers, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, C.C.R., Heart, Guns n' Roses, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Corrosion of Conformity, Pantera, Slayer, Converge, Seige, Deftones, System of A Down, Immortal Technique, Dr. Octagon, Outkast, Sage Francis, Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, Robert Johnson, Tunes On Tail, Morrissey, Elliot Smith, The Black Heart Procession, Death Cab for Cutie, Interpol, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The B-52s, TV On the Radio, Radiohead, Life Without Buildings, The Raincoats, The Slits, Johnathan Richmond, The Modern Lovers, Stiff Little Fingers, The Rotten Apples, Simon and Garfunkle, The Andrew Sisters, Kristen Hersh, Tracy Chapman, The Indigo Girls, The Tin Hat Trio, The Kevorkian Suite and whoever else I like but haven't named like Iggy Pop and David Bowie.

Movies:

Yes, but not in the theater, cinema, or what have you. Unless we're all drinkin'!

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld (I love to hate those human pieces of shit), The Family Guy, King of the Hill, The Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Errie Indiana, Tales From the Crypt, Twin Peaks, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Austin Stories, The Twilight Zone (Rod Sterling era- not that Forest Whitaker SHIT), Scrubs, Rob and Big, Due South, The (FUCKING!!!) Young Ones, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Little Britain, Waiting for God, Are You Being Served, A Journey of One Man, M*A*S*H, The History ChannelDISCLAIMER: I am a bit of a T.V. Casualty but some of these shows I haven't seen in almost ten years.

Books:

MANY. Last Exit to Brooklyn by Hubert Selby, Jr. is a MUST read! "You wanna look like a broad ya gonna get fucked like one..." AMERICAN PSYCHO by Brett Easton Ellis. Barrell Fever (& pretty much anything written) by David Sedaris. Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger. ANYTHING by Charles Bukowski.

Heroes:

Lee Harvey Oswald. Steve Albini. My lil' brother Mikey.

My Blog

The blood under my skin

Some shitty band ripped off a riff from Catholic Discipline and I think the buses have started running again.  The mentally ill are coughing in the halls and I’m not sure I should be where ...
Posted by Death Church on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:09:00 PST

Murder Mary Catherine

It's easy to make people laugh.  It's just hard to laugh like them.  Not with them, like them."God gave me a fortune cookie for a heart," Murder said to Kevin.  "It's been cracked and b...
Posted by Death Church on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:18:00 PST

Black Crayon

From now on I do things in decimals of 13.From now on I don't sleep well.From now on I am in love with a girl who isn't in the mood and that's okay because I love her and her loving me keeps the dust&...
Posted by Death Church on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

Another night in paradise

What's her name anyway?I don't know, the actress who can eat an apple thru a chainlink fence.Yeah, and so all these hipster fuck guys, they left just before closing, undoubtably to do coke and give ea...
Posted by Death Church on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST

"No", says God.

(And personally, he didn't blame "Him".) Listen, son.  It's time to clean the shit off you dick and get real.  You're a satanist, plain and simple.But I don't want to be dad.  It just p...
Posted by Death Church on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:59:00 PST

Falling face

I had the best Christmas this year coupled by the worst "New Year".  True enough I spent the bringnning of the new year with some of my closest and one of my  long lost friends but without t...
Posted by Death Church on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

It turns to sunlight

When everything isn't going one way it's going another.  This unflushed toilet world has gotten the best of me I think.  I've seen not nearly enough but I think like I have.  My mind is...
Posted by Death Church on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:46:00 PST

My head really hurts

My lower lip is bleeding because of the change in the weather. It would appear that everything is changing and for the worse. Can I stop it? Most of it, yeah, probably but I think it's more likely ...
Posted by Death Church on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:33:00 PST

Shellac

Fulla, fulla, fulla cocaine and cosmetitics...You cut yourself up and down your arms-both arms-if it makes you feel betterThey're your arms-it's none of my buisness-IT'S-none of my buisness if it make...
Posted by Death Church on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:57:00 PST

Blood is pretty

I'm in a place I shouldn't be.  This could be said for any number of us but I mean it literally.  Again, the latter could be said for itself in the same way.  Isn't exist...
Posted by Death Church on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST