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I'm Jode... and junk.

In a world gone mad, LOVE IS THE NEW PUNK ROCK!

About Me


I’m “Jode".
...cursed with an overly-creative mind, I’m sleeplessly doomed to walk the earth with a nasty case of ulcers due to whatever my silly little heart and soul dreamt up the night before. I’m unnaturally passionate and, occasionally, others fall prey to it and my whimsies… for that, my sincerest apologies. With a little luck it usually turns into some kind form of “art”, so please bear with me.
*grins*
A rag doll of sorts; pieced and parted from here and there, and this and that, taking in everything and nothing, from everywhere and nowhere, to become *this*. Who I am? - My guess is as good as yours, but regardless of what either of us may think from time to time, I’m “Jode” and from what I’ve heard, it’s generally a good thing and junk.
Above all that… I am Mum to the most incredibly awesome kid in the whole wide world! He is my ABSOLUTE reason for everything and my SOLE link to life. He says that I'm cool and I know that's WHAT MATTERS.
Oh-oh...and btw, if you want to be my "myspace friend", don't just send me a "friend request"... I will NOT accept you unless I get an email with some kind of an introduction, or unless I know you personally.
Sorry, 'just a Jode-thing.

And if you're some guy who's thinkin' about sendin' me some cheesy pick-up line, please-o-please DON'T. I'm all set with that. (see "status".)
Oh... and I love COFFEEEEEEEEE!!!
You Are a Double Espresso
Hey Energizer Bunny Girl! Do you ever slow down?
You're a mix of high energy and ambition, perfectly matched with strong espresso
When you want something you get it - by any means possible
You're driven, determined, and no nonsense. Which is just how you like your java. What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?
You Are Romanticism
You are likely to see the world as it should be, not as it is.
You prefer to celebrate the great things people do... not the horrors they're capable of.
For you, there is nothing more inspiring than a great hero.
You believe that great art reflects the artist's imagination and true ideals. What Art Movement Are You?
You Are Best Described By...
Landscape With Butterflies
By Salvador Dali What Famous Work of Art Are You?


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Indie |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Which Piece of H.R. Giger Art work are you most like?
You are The Magus! You are everything that wicked is.
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Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Lara Croft
A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.


Lara Croft


92%

Captain Jack Sparrow


79%

James Bond, Agent 007


75%

Indiana Jones


67%

Maximus


67%

The Amazing Spider-Man


63%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

William Wallace


58%

Neo, the "One"


58%

The Terminator


46%

El Zorro


42%

My Interests



THINGS I LOVE: I love my family, my son and my 4-legged family (Canines: Phideaux and Juniper Berry Bug. Felines: the lovely Miss Kitkah, Phoebe-Butterfly-Bebe and Mr. Sixx. Our hairless rodents: Wolfgang and Willard, and our 6 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. My garden and pond, high doses of caffeine, photography, the BEACH (without it- can you say "massive Na DT's"?), anything elemental, balance, spiritualism in general, poetry, meditating, sculpting, traveling, long walks with my son and the dogs, antiques, museums, pyrotechnics, Guitar Hero I-III, any kind of folklore/legends, divination, star gazin', home depot/lowe's:), flowers, romance, nostalgia, tree climbing, incense, old pianos, building strange things, road trips, theme parks, roller coasters, zoos, photoshop, paleontology, archeology, anthropology... Saturday nights at Deb and Bri's with my peeps. Holy Cow shows. Shooting guns at the range with Norm. Coffee with my friends. Yoga. Knitting.:D
my bestest friend Ange,
my uber-cool genius/madman/boyfriend Dale C. Bonneau,
and most of all, my incredibly wonderful son!

THINGS I DO NOT LOVE: Bugs with a bazillion legs, more than I can count, that move faster than me. More than 4 gray days in a row. Nascar. Country music. People with guns who lack control. The cold. Bullies. Potholes. Doing dishes. Heartbreak. Tunnels and bridges. Litterers. George Bush ("WHY GOD?! WHY?!"). Religions who do not accept/respect other religions. Shoveling snow. Long distances between love ones. My garden when it's taking it's winter nap. Being rushed to make decisions. Not having creative control. Broken watches. Liver. Death's general effect on the living. Fuckers who rape... Fuckers who murder- Screw the prison system!, Just string him up and let ME have at them! Close-mindedness/Ignorance. Disrespect. Self-centeredness. Prejudicy. Abuse of any kind toward ANY living thing, whether it be physical, mental or emotional. I also can not stand drama and I avoid conflict like the plague. I've been known to drop people/things like bad transmissions as a result of my aforementioned intolerances. So, just a head's-up... If you have any desire to share such shite with me, move on to another page. I'm simply NOT interested. M'k?! Thanks.;)

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Peter Gabriel, Jane Goodall...

Music:

PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.
(note: this section SO needs to be revamped as soon as I have more time. There is so much that's missing.)


A plethora of Industrial and Dance, old-school Metal, old-school R&B, Art rock, Punk rock, Rockabilly, old/new Goth,...

I'm not a fan of hip-hop.
But hey, that's just me.

Some favs, in no particular order;

David Bowie, KISS, Rush, Sabbath, Beatles, QUEEN, Rolling Stones, Judas Priest, Pink Floyd, Elvis, Sisters of Mercy, Lords of the New Church, Sugar Cubes, Dio, Nitzer Ebb, Joy Division, Peter Gabriel, Kate Bush, Depeche Mode, The Clash, New Order, Ultravox, GARY NUMAN, the Cure, Heaven 17, Bauhaus (and everything that it spawned), Prince, NPG, Oingo Boingo, Thomas Dolby, Jane's Addiction, Ministry, Smiths/Morrisey, Faith No More, Pyschedelic Furs, Rev.Co., Siouxsie and the Banshees, Erykah Badu, King Crimson, Adrian Belew, Robert Fripp, Sugar Cubes, The Cult, Front 242, Killing Joke, FUGAZI, Yaz, Collapsing Lungs, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Mortiis, Type O, Tool, HIM, Dead Can Dance, Poison Black, PJ Harvey, She Wants Revenge, Katatonia, Interpol, Peter Murphy, Poe, IMAGES OF IO, A Perfect Circle, Lacuna Coil, Sound Garden, Deftones, Tori Amos, Lisa Dal Bello (Dalbello), NIN, yada yada......
Old School R&B/jazz- Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Billie Holiday, Spinners, O'jays, Barry White...
My locals: Holy Cow, Day of the Lords, Blessed Thistle, The Hidden, Kreagan, Big Nurse, Beyond the Embrace SBV!...
Plus a plethora of classical, flamenco, blues, big band, ... blah blah blah blah blah.....
OH YA...
and THE VIOLENT SCAR!





Official Mortiis Webrealm

Movies:

FINDING NEVERLAND, Anything by DAVID LYNCH, Anything by KEVIN SMITH, Anything JOHNNY DEPP, Anything by TIM BURTON, Anything with ADAM SANDLER, GARY OLDMAN or MAGGIE SMITH. Almost ANYTHING that comes out of the WETA Workshop. USUAL SUSPECTS, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, BEING JOHN MALCHOVICH, LOTR, SPINAL TAP, FINDING NEMO, WILLY WONKA, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, HARRY POTTER (all of 'em), SEAN OF THE DEAD, HAROLD & MAUDE, HENRY & JUNE, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, INDIANA JONES', WICKER MAN(original), FIFTH ELEMENT, THE HUNGER, NATIONAL TREASURE, GI JANE, THE RED VIOLIN, NANNY McPHEE, MYSTERY MEN, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Bladerunner, Drop Dead Fred, American Werewolf in London, Memoirs of a Geisha, King Kong, Passion of the Christ, Wizard of Oz, Bell Book & Candle, Butterfly Effect, T2, Legend, X-men 1 & 2, Tank Girl, Crouching Tiger-Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers...

Television:

Discovery channel, National Geographic channel, History channel, Science channel, TLC, OLD school cartoons and anything cool that might be on OnDemand...

CURRENT MOON lunar phases

Books:

Classic Poetry, Gardening reference books, misc. studies in religion... Richard Bach, Hunter S. Thompson, Kahlil Gibran...

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Heroes:

None so great as my Nana, my Mom and Dad, My Son, Capri Lavender Blue, Norman Duchesneau and Frank Langley IV.

My Blog

TAO TE CHING 1-21

I have been asked by a few friends if I could send them a chapter or so a day of the Tao Te Ching, so I decided to simply post 4 mega-blogs of it in it's entirety.I hope this helps.Be well!!!!-JodeTAO...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST

It's a very nice day indeed.... ANY day.

So I'm standing on tiptoe, with my eyes wide open, waiting for this... this...     whatever it is.Something is playing peek-a-boo with my sensesAnd I'm really diggin' this game.Then my ...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

oooh... I can feel a serious blog coming on...

... it just hasn't reared it's wacky head yet..Something is stirring and it's exciting."What is it?" Phtt!... Beats me. But the air smells like a great big cleansing rainstorm is approaching.Kinda lik...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 06:38:00 PST

2006- a slight recap and a newness in Jodism.

deep breath...Man... What a year...Looking back, it seems like a decade, instead of a single year.Last year, at this time, I was hangin' with the boys from the gym... accepting the thought of being "s...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

A Meatball Haiku

Dale brought spaghettiWith his nose he pushed meatballsI so *heart* that man!
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

The Rain Box

Yesterday, I went out in search of some kind of newness that would spark up Jode...  Not anything specific, but just something that would wake that sleeping inner-Me.Why I stopped to look at...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST

I guess these are the keys to my heart...

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like t...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one more...

I hurt: when I see someone cry. I love: passionately I hate: ignorant and inconsiderate neighbors I cry: sometimes, but I usually roll over and light a cigarette. I fear: heartbre...
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An old poem by an old friend.

you wove a story in the darkness, of love.. and more. you said you could not find the words.. and, indeed, there are no words for what you told. but it was there, in the spaces in between....
Posted by I'm Jode... and junk. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST