I Like Big Butts And I Can Not Lie. OK, seriously. I love music, it's basically my life and more often than not it's my sole means of maintaining my sanity. I love ICE Hockey. I like NASCAR and Steeler football. I like PNC Park but not necessarily the Pirates. I love playing Devil's Advocate in conversations. I like to use big words in their proper context hoping it will rub off on people eventually, then subtly segue into a penis joke just to keep people on their toes. I think that e-mail, IM and text messaging are eroding people's social and conversation skills at an alarming rate. I believe that Hillary Clinton can make this country what it once was: A vast formless hunk of ice populated primarily by buffalo. I like to laugh as heartily and as often as possible because I believe that laughter is like sunshine, and a day without sunshine is like....night. I don't really want you to "hit me up" or "get at me" with anything, but if you'd like to talk that would be great.
Jenna Fisher, Kieth Urban, Paul Stanley, Butch Walker, Strong Bad, Berke Breathed, Steve Martin, Bea Arthur, and Esteban.
REO Speedwagon
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REO Speedwagon, Hard Rockin' Modern Country, Arena Rock, Power Pop, OLD Motown, Belgian Goth-Gospel. Look for my band, North of Mason Dixon on here!! These should knock your dick in the dirt...
SUPERBAD!!! Classic Comedies like Fletch, Night Shift, Caddyshack, Stripes and their modern counterparts like Old School, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, and Dodgeball. The occasional good smaller film like Sideways or Donnie Darko. Gosh, I flippin' forgot about Napoleon Dynamite.
Things that aren't on anymore like The X-Files, Buffy, Angel, Moonlighting and Sportsnight. Things that are still on like South Park, Family Guy, Monk, House, and CSI. Anything with Rachael Ray in it.
Roots. The book, not that television horseshit...
My Dad.