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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Alright, I can not be bothered to add everyone who tries to add me, especially if they can not be bothered to try and pique my interest by messaging me first. Now in a sort of vernacular: Yo why you tryin' to add me all the time? Why we don't conversate for a few?Im the best catch phrase you will ever meet, cash in on me at the height of my popularity...Oh and Im Puerto Rican, and by Puerto Rican I mean Im Hispanic and by Hispanic I mean Im one of the bastard children of Spain. Self portrait...I've never looked better. My nephew Giovanni: The prince of thieves. A dollie i made Deedee for X-mas. Jail-bait. Giggles the clown. Happy go lucky scamp! A picture I made of Mike.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Langston Hughes (but that's never going to happen) Streaky the super cat...one day he will bring me breakfast in bed.The urban orgasmic tongue ninja.

My Blog

It’s true.

I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:53:00 GMT

(Because Jeff had the clever idea) A List.

I like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction, underdogs..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> With good intentions and amputees with stamp c...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:06:00 GMT

some kind of robot.

do you take off you face and hands before you go to bed? and if so, are you some kind of robot? and if so, what kind of powers do you have? do you use them for good or for awesome? would you like to j...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:29:00 GMT

tracing lines on you and the world.

you speak in tongues that not even the trained linguist can decipher your true intentions.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 01:48:00 GMT

one of the best movies ever made...army of darkness.

Memorable Quotes from Army of Darkness (1993) Ash : It's a trick. Get an axe. Sheila : I may be bad... but I feel gooood. Ash : Shop smart, shop S-mart! Ash : See this? *This* is my *bo...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 05:13:00 GMT

with a little sleep...the world will forget....part one

Nice, nice, very nice. She is a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what god is doing. The day the world ended&.I was being devoured by tom, and not in a way that would perk the sen...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 00:29:00 GMT

chics with dicks.

I don't know, I think it might be fun to try out the whole going out with a girl with a dick thing....you know he's had all the right things put in all the right places surgically....with the exceptio...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Oct 2004 11:13:00 GMT

wine-o for life.

Yeah sure the wine glass looks so succulent and seductive at frequent times, that doesn't make me an alcoholic...Im an acoholist. it's more than a hobby, past time, or occupation, it's like my duty t...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jun 2004 01:47:00 GMT

Needle in the hey.

The sound of my wine glass gives little comfort...where it used to give too much.
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jun 2004 00:59:00 GMT

how to make your libido work for you in a professional sense.

Ive always thought it a genius and fitting idea if I started up some sort of up scale bordello, I the Madame. I would have permanently fixed in one hand a glass of sangria or perhaps mulled wine, and...
Posted by on Wed, 12 May 2004 16:01:00 GMT