zai

who said elephants cant fly. this pachyderm is at its highest. the finest of the short-term-memory-impaired mammals. shout hooray for the tuskless mammoth who listens to japanese music, talks in spanish, curses in armenian and looks like a siberian alligator on steroids.

i am what you get if you dont wash your pwet.and for all you non-believers, yes, it is i. the one who thinks friendster and myspace will get me killed one day. i still think it will. but whatever. ive had the account for quite some time now and what good is toilet paper when youve got the tabo.

read more about me here when you've got spare time.