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T-T-T-Tyler!â„¢

what's mine is God's, and i will share it.

About Me

Hi there doods! My name is Tyler David Yee, and aside from being the coolest human being on earth, I am also probably one of the dorkiest people on the planet too! I'm the kinda guy that finds the smallest things very amusing, and i appreciate stuff like picnics and cuddling, and looking at the stars with a blanket and hot chocolate- And guess what?! If you're my friend, then you're def welcome to participate in adventures with me! I'll make a deal with you- if you dont find one thing under the list below that you like, then you dont have to be my friend- buuut otherwise, youve gotta!
Oh P.S.- i love meeting/talking to new people, but i took my screen name off of here cuz i was getting so many random Instant messages i didnt know who was who, etc. so if youd like my screen name, feel free to message me, and ill be more than happy to give it to you..!..unless you're some creepy man who just wants me in the butt. Im not into that, however i can reccomend you to a few individuals.

Basically

Stuff I friggen love x infinity---


God: Proud to say that I am a strong Christian, with a positive outlook on life and a very strong faith. Ive been extremely blessed, and I owe it all to God. I have absolutely no stress in my life because I know it's all being taken care of. You should def try it sometime!
Soccer: yeah- soccer is my Sex If you dont like soccer, basically u can eat poop, cuz it rocks.
Late night Phone calls:Yeah, the ones that wake you up in the middle of the night- and it's someone just calling to say hey. Yeah, those. They make me happy!
Working out: Takes quite a bit of EXERCIIISE to help me look half descent. Maybe thats why i do it friggen every day. haha i know, it doesnt show that much, but i do try. yes yes, i sure do!
Freestyle Dance/hiphop: yeah- If im ever having a really baaaad day- which normally doesnt happen cuz im Tyler yee, but if it comes along, i just go down to the studio and it makes it all better.
THEEEE BEACH: okay so, im basically obsessed. 1 main goal in life is to own a beach house. It's the one place i can just relax, look at the stars, listen to the waves, and throw all of my worries, and anxiety away. Plus making out in the sand is totally hot.
Snowboarding: yeah, i Snowboard. yeah, i know it's hot. wanna make out?
Brushing my teeth: Obsessed. A clean mouth is a happy mouth. I love my teeth, and they love me back. I brush like two hundred and ninety times a day...at least. Almost orgasmic for me.
Smiling. I like to smile. It's my favorite. I just like doing it. maybe it's because im always happy. prolly.
I like to kiss
I like to sit by the lake
I like to go on adventures
I like to tireswing
I like to go on picnics
I like to wave at people when im driving
I like the smell of Ralph Lauren perfume on girls
I like very sexy for her from victorias secret
I like kissing at stoplights
I like going to weddings to eat all the free food
I like to eat starbursts
I like to sit and watch the sunrise
I like to eat starbursts and watch the sun rise
I like midnight snacks
I also like snacks at any other point in the day
I like the movie aladdin, and i think princess jasmine is the hottest disney character.
I like singing even though i cant
I like being spontaineous
I like making lists of stuff I like
I like meeting random individuals,and then learning their life story
I like washing my car in my boxers just to make the neighbors wonder about my sanity and dignity
I like writing, and i have secret journals. Dont tell anyone
I like to pretend I'm like 9 and ride in the shopping cart.
I like to get the toy when i go to mcdonalds
I like making short films
I like to

Basically

Stuff that i think is poop


Spiders:...... yeah. they are creepy mother effers and should all burn in hell. On the devils urinal.
Fake people:......Be yourself. If you're faking, we're gonna find out eventually. And then guess what? We'll think you're an effing ballsack. Then you'll have no friends, and you'll end up as one of those old women with like 300 cats and a vibrator.
Hypocritical people: Be consistant. If you're not, you sound like a retarded kid. no offense to the dissabled population of America. I love you, and you may have all the goldfish crackers you want.

So

Who am i?---


Im happy! You should be happy too! I think life is too short to get caught up in stupid drama. So basically, spaz out, be an idiot, fart, chuckle, giggle, and fart again. Just dont let the little things bother you! I promise it makes things infinity times better! except when you fart. cuz it smells like poop.sike
Im touchy feely! Forget what your pre-school teacher taught you! Dont keep your hands to yourself!! You may look, and you may TOUCH!
YOUTH GATHERING 2006
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CAMPUS LIFE!
-yeah those are the girls shoes who left them out in the hallway...we stole them and put them in the trash room.
-yeah pretty much we're all in love.
HOLLISTER BEACH PARTY.

My Interests

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---A poem by Mallory Billings---
Tyler Yee,
Marry me, Please
You make me weak in the Knees
Love, Mallory B

Oh. Look at that Rhyme Scheme. Good thing our names rhyme.

Summer 2006
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