MySpace Layouts
- MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds
I'm now 29 years old, with extra emphasis on OLD. This is my last year in my 20's...it's going to be really really weird saying '30' when someone asks my age. Am I allowed to just say I'm 26 for a few more years? Yeah, I know age is just a number, but 30 is such a dirty number, and I don't think it's a coincidence that those 2 words rhyme.
I can't believe I've gone since April without a TV. Really, the only thing I'm missing is the sports for the most part. But when the new seasons of Dexter and Californication come on, I'll definitely be hurting. I may have to break down and finally get one. Thanks to the internet though, not having a tv isn't as bad as it sounds, and is quite liberating to be honest with you.
PS...don't say your having a party at your house, then just sit around the whole time getting people to play Rockstar or Guitar Hero....that is not a party. Then again, if you say you're going to have a Guitar Hero party, I'm pretty sure not many people will show up.
Turkish women have nothing on American women. Which sucks for me because who knows when I'll be back in the US. Too bad they don't have American Mail Order Brides ;p haha
There's a fine line between giving a woman too much attention at first, or not enough attention at first. Finding the inbetween is very frustrating.
Right now I'm pulling a special duty for the government in Ankara, Turkey. How is it you ask? It's ok, but seriously, these people do not know how to drive. I can't even begin to describe how crazy these guys are. I'm going to have to video tape a ride to work one day and post it up on myspace for you guys to believe me. Words don't paint the whole picture here. As for everything else...well the city I am in has a mall on every block it seems like, it's pretty expensive relative to the rest of Turkey because this is where all the diplomats, politicians and president lives, as Ankara is the capital. The beach is about a 45 minute flight, and while there isn't too much sand, the scenery is gorgeous. The people for the most part are nice. Not a bad place to spend 15 months.
And yes, this sucks, but just because she's the right one for you, doesn't mean you're the right one for her.
So, I'm at a health spa, and I see guys that are massage therapists....which got me to thinking....assumming both guys are straight, what's worse, being the guy getting a massage, or the guy giving the other guy a massage? There are no winners here. UPDATE: I have now decided the guy giving the massage is the winner because he's actually getting paid. DOUBLE UPDATE: I was right the first time..there are no winners
I'm not high strung at all, very mild mannered, but there are a few things that do get me worked up to no end...LOSING SOCKS IN THE LAUNDRY. Seriously, I want to punch a hole through my computer just thinking about it.
I'm also stubborn in my ways...sorry women, but you have to learn that you can't go out with a guy because you think you can change them, as valiantly as you try, 9 times out of 10 you will fail. Not to say that you shouldn't try...but I'm human...if I leave the toilet seat up, it was an honest mistake, sorry!
I'm pretty outspoken, love to talk about anything that is going on in the world today. But, in today's world, with all the stuff that's going on right now for the USA, you can't talk politics without almost getting in a fight. What ever happened to having a conversation, where you could talk about something like politics and not have both people want to wring each other's necks by the time the conversation was over?? Sure, I may not like someone like Obama, but that doesn't mean I'm not interested in knowing why you like him.
Not a huge fan of jealousy. What's funny is I've gotten shit for not being jealous. Just because you're not jealous doesn't mean you don't care, it's just I don't think it's something to get worked up about
How long before Spencer and Heidi have a kid just so they can make money from selling the baby photos to US Weekly?
Anyone seen how the Olsen twins dress? If the Olsen twins lived in the US during the colonial era, they would have been mistaken for witches and burned at the stake, not even Uncle Jesse would have been able to save them.
I'm a pretty big procrastinator...why? I don't know, maybe I'll tell you tomorrow.
I'm also very spontaneous. I planned on saving this for last, but felt I had to write it right now for some reason.
I think Angelina Jolie should do KFed and Britney Spears a favor and just adopt her kids already.
When I'm feeling extra extra cheesey, as in muy queso, i listen to delilah at night.
Stay away from women that can't get along with other women and have no girlfriends. Seriously, stay away.
The women I've been dating lately have had extra baggage from previous assholes they've dated. Thanks assholes.
The only baggage I want my women to have is something like Coach, Burberry, or some Louis V if you know what I mean.
I have a little baggage, few gray hairs here and there, but overall I'm in good shape...promise
I'm 29, so I'm allowed a few gray hairs. I'm also in the best shape of my life right now and intend to stay that way.
Love him or hate him, but I think George Bush would be an awesome drinking buddy. Bill Clinton would also be a pretty damn good drinking buddy. Al Gore? Just being around him would make me want to drink til I passed out...and Dick Cheney...couldn't drink with him, he may get drunk and pull out a gun and accidentally shoot me in the face. And you think the stories Joe Biden said while sober were ridiculous...I bet you this guy is insane when he's drunk, god knows what kind of stuff he'd say. And if I was drinking with Obama, the bartender would make our drinks extra weak, because every time Obama would pay he'd always say WE NEED CHANGE.
I'm super competitive...I don't care if it's football or scrabble, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!
No one, and I mean no one can beat my bro and I in Taboo, we will take on all comers and I'll put up money to back this up, any time, any place.
Sorry, but you will NEVER convince me that UFC is better than boxing.
Willie Nelson is still the man.
You will NEVER go wrong if you try to emulate some of the style of James Dean, Robert Redford, Paul Newman, and Steve McQueen.
Rolling Stones >>>> Beatles
Someone needs to slap every single cast member of the hills.
Bowling and golf are awesome, with or without the consumption of alcohol, although I will admit, it sometimes makes bowling more fun, but it messes up my golf game
Vegas has beautiful weather....until the summer when it gets absolutely scorching.
When I travel I still can't get used to the fact that places stop serving at 2am. Seriously, you guys need to step your game up!
Favorite cities...Chicago, Los Angeles, San Diego, Austin, San Antonio, Phoenix, Miami.
Never been to NYC, yeah, I know, I need to step up to the plate and go.
I need to ski more.
I have friends who are married and have kids, they get jealous because I'm single and don't answer to anyone, on the flipside, I'm 29 and single (my mother reminds me of this every single time we talk, thanks mom!) and I get kind of jealous of my friends that are settled down, funny how that stuff works out.
I'm very opinionated, which is kind of funny, because everything that comes out of my mouth is fact! Go figure.