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DJ SHUFFLE

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm way too tall. I like the smell of napalm in the morning. I like to feel the breeze upon my bum. The demon on my right shoulder took out the angel....

My Interests

Chimneys. Axes.

I'd like to meet:

Some Ho Ho Hoes.

Music:

MASTODON Tool Phish

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption. Fight Club. Mallrats.

Television:

Dexter, House, Headbangers Ball, ATHF, all other TV is a brain sucking zombie. mmmmm brains.

Books:

Eyes of the Dragon. The Stand. Wolf's Hour.

My Blog

BOOBS KILL

This weeks asinine study (who pays for these things??) ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------- THURSDAY, Aug. 9 (HealthDay News) -- Women who undergo cosmetic breast ...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:58:00 PST

AQUA TEEN METAL FORCE

Mastodon: Cut you with a linoleum knife (from ATHF Colon Movie Film for Theaters) Don't talk, watch Don't talk, watch You came here, watch it If you don't like it, walk out We still have all your fuc...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:17:00 PST

Silly Government

Bioterrorism officials in a small Arizona town responded to policeconcerns over white powder in a dumpster with the word "ANTHRAX" scrawled on the side. The substance turned out to be flour, and the d...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

The Mob Goes Wild

Please allow me to adjust my pantsSo that I may dance the good time danceAnd put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a tranceGive disease so the swine will marry and propagate lies. Tough luck ...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

VOTE

This is our country, we can't take it back by being silent, get out there and VOTE!    
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

Hey America, YOU voted for em!

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The White House said Friday that Vice President Dick Cheney was not talking about a torture technique known as "water boarding" when he said dunking terrorism suspects in water duri...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

Congress? EGRESS! EGRESS!

I think that maybe all this proves is that half of all Americans are idiots.... (or half of them like to IM teen boys as well..)   WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Half of all Americans believe...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

The Dude.

Is coming.    
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:08:00 PST

HOT NASTY LEGO PORN

Yah, seriously. http://drew.corrupt.net/bp/    
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST

Dude, What were we doing?

Boy, we better keep this poison off the streets... ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ WASHINGTON, (Reuters) -- Good news for aging hippies: Smoking pot may stave off Al...
Posted by DJ SHUFFLE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST