Im just a kid at heart. I love to have fun and play all day. Life is my toy and I intend on playing with it until it breaks. I should be getting my first tatoo soon, its the picture of a dragon. Im gunna get it on my left arm. If all goes well I should be getting my motor cycle license soon. I cant wait for that. I still need to take the saftey class though, that will be a pain. One of my favorite things is when you go snowboarding on a sunny day and the trail is all groomed, so its nice and icey with just a little layer off crushed ice on the top. You pick up so much speed that you cant even hear your friends next to you, and you just carving around all over the place. Its so awsome. I do enjoy anime as well. Im into Bleach, DBZ, and I recently got into Death Note. Well that it for now. If I can think of anything else Ill update it. Im actually up for most things as long as they dont cost alot to do. So hit me up and give me ideas of more things to do.
The young priest was so afraid at his first mass that he could hardly speak.
Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the monsignor, "How can I relax?"
The monsignor, a veteran of his work, said,
"My son, this Sunday it might help if you put a martini in the water pitcher instead of water.
After a few sips, everything should go smoothly."
Sunday came and the young priest did as the monsignor suggested.
He believed everything went very well.
After the sermon, the young priest asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "Just fine,
except you should remember the following before addressing the congregation again:
Next time, sip the martini rather than gulping it down.
There are 10 Commandments, not 12. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
David 'slew' Goliath, he didn't 'kick the shit out of him.'
We don't refer to the Cross as the 'Big T.'
We don't refer to our Savior Jesus Christ and his Disciples as 'J.C. and the boys.'
We don't refer to the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit as the 'Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.'
Next Sunday, there is a taffy-pulling contest at Saint Peters, not a 'peter-pulling contest at Saint Taffy's.'
The idea of a drive-in confessional is excellent, but the sign, 'Toot-n-Tell or Go to Hell' has to go.
Last, but not least, we say The Virgin Mary, not the 'Mary with the Cherry.' "
"It will be mine, oh yes it will be mine"
