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Cody (Relationship Expert)

My religious belief is to kill snitches.

About Me

This is O-Town, They're my favorite band.

My name is Ciara Princess Harris, I was born October 25th 1985 in Austin, Texas to Carlton and Jackie Harris. I graduated from Riverdale High School in Riverdale, Georgia in 2003, one year before my natural class because I am an overachiever. My hobbies include knitting, drawing and murder.

My Interests



Fascinations:
 Race
Religion
Murder

Things I hate:
 College Kids
High School Kids
Elitist Christians
Wannabe Revolutionists
White Girls
White Girl Lovers
People
Backpackers
People opposed to the use of guns to shoot people in the face

Things I love:
 Tacos
Overdeveloped 12 year olds
Underdeveloped 15 year olds
Refractors
ZoG
A young lady's foot
People who stay raw and know violence is the answer

Goals:
Sex
Murder
Suicide
Deflowering The Jonas Brothers

I'd like to meet:

An attractive, wealthy, young black woman who wants nothing more than to piss off her father.

Music:

I like Jedi Mind Tricks, Army of the Pharaohs, Necro, D12 and Bone Thugs N Harmony, pretty much everything else sucks.

Movies:

She Devil starring Roseanne Barr and Ed Begley Jr. I also liked On The Line with Lance Bass and Joey Fatone.

Television:

The Simpsons
Da Ali G Show
Arrested Development
King of the Hill
Futurama
My Name Is Earl
Family Guy
American Dad
Greg The Bunny
The Critic
Whatever happens to be on NBA TV at the moment.

Books:

Mostly a fan of the self help genre...

101 ways to deceive your family through the use of a black girl fetish by Bill Maher

How to cook roofies into refried beans and not get caught by Wolfgang Puck

How To Get The Most Out of a 3 inch Penis by Bushwick Bill

The Baby Sitters Club Presents: Red Binky, The Search For One Sick Fuck

The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison

Huh? What? Blue Hat by George W. Bush

2001 A-Z guide to anal lube distributors

Out of Sync by Lance Bass

Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton

I also read the Bible and the Koran.

Heroes:


Marie Luv, if you've ever seen this woman take a shot to the face you know why.

Anyone who glorifies violence.

Satan for his leadership qualities.

My Blog

Thank you Mr.Harris.

She's the reason I wish upon a star at night When we make love in the moonlight, man she pumps that booty right She's not the day, yet not the night, her kissable skin is just so r...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:07:00 PST

I had a terrible dream last night.

This bad guy busted into my house with two guns and then he threw Ciara down on the ground with hands tied behind her back, and then he threw Vinnie on his knees with his hands tied behind his back an...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:44:00 PST

How I overcame my addiction to porn and why it’s not too late for you.

The remains of the campfire were cold. And the labels on the bottles of Bud were bleached white by days in the sun. Whoever had camped out in the woods near my house was long gone. My friend and I pic...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:39:00 PST

If I was ever gonna put it down... I mean really put it down...

I would have to take a trip to the record store first, and get my Breathe on. If I'm actually gonna make love to you, then I'm gonna make love to you to the greatest love song ever recorded, Breathe's...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:11:00 PST

Untitled

Well kids today we're gonna talk about Gang life, racial issues, hip-hop and nothing else cause those three topics happen to be all I'm about.I'll start off by taking about that shit that gives you th...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:36:00 PST

Why do NBA jerseys gotta suck so bad these days?

The 90's jerseys with the big team graphic rather than just big block lettering stating the team names were so superior.90's Sonics2000's Sonics:90's Rockets:2000's Rockets::90's Hawks:2000's Hawks:Wh...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

Colorism

Why the fuck can't a light skinned man be thought of as hard? I really gotta kill people before anyone fears me?Why do I find that light skinned girl so attractive but her two cousins that look like d...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

The boulevard of broken dreams.

Check this shit, it's hilarious how mad everyone on the myspace forums are. It's a bunch of 30 year olds who are upset because none of their dreams came true, being angry on the internet, classic!http...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

Big Proof, brightly colored polos, other undisclosed topics.

Stereotypical blog 101: Instead of my normal outlandish blogs I'm experimenting with a more prototypical blog format, I'm just going rattle off about my day and you're going to listen.4-11-08: A Space...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST

An open letter to those Ive touched.

To my man Kyle in the bing, stay strong, I hope your asshole is left alone.To that girl at Alderwood mall who laughed when I tried to "holler like a scholar" I forgive you, for you were just a confuse...
Posted by Cody (Relationship Expert) on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST