siMOAN.

I'M SIMONE.
i kind of rule.
i listen to music.
i would be dead without my friends.
i snowboard.
i have broken more bones than you, i promise.
i am deaf.
i fiddle with my septum ring a lot, and it looks like im picking my nose.
i collect pez dispensers, action figures, and emergency room bracelets.
i have freakishly long arms.
i always have chipped nail polish.
i could live off of thai food, pinkberry, and jones soda.
i tried to kill my brother when i was 3, to settle a dispute over legos.
i have been known to bust a move.
i wish i owned a keytar.
i really need a job.
i also really need a car.
i would buy you a pony if you could help with the two above ^.
i am tired of writing this about me.

PARTY. The World Is Ending.