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Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame!

Don't run away...it's only ME.

About Me



Generally, I'm rather awesome. I'm also quite intimidating and am guaranteed to make you feel little and stupid if you insult me.

I'm crude, unladylike, and brash and you can't take me anywhere. However, when need be, I can pretend to be ten times classier and swankier than all the guidette broads around here. I also enjoy kicking ass and I probably hate you, you fuck.
Oh, and stay the fuck away from my car and my man.

This profile was edited with your mother's ass.

My Interests

I rather enjoy my white trashiness. I also love it when little kids stare and do that extra loud little kid whisper, "Mommy, look at her ____!!"

SIMPLE THINGS:

animal skulls
bangs
being controlling
blustery days
deathrock
drawing
gawking unabashedly at WHOEVER i want
monster trucks and things that go VROOM
old cars
old men
old music
ripping stuff up and making NEW stuff
roadtrips
scrawniness
shiny things
shortstacks and silver dollars
tattoos
My OTHER interests include....

My favorite tasty morsels...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who has one of these......

I want to meet photographers in need of a muse, or a magazine that needs a cover girl.

Also, I'd like to meet any or all of the following: Elvis impersonators, cowboys, hot lesbians, truckers, drag queens, rodeo rebels, offroading fanatics (i'll give them to you, alex!!), and anyone who wants to give me free band merchandise or sneak me into shows at bars.

Oh, and clowns....

I do NOT want to meet you IF:

you are a pretentious hipster

Also, if I went to school with you, chances are you a piece of shit and i hate you.

Music:

If it's old enough that the singer is dead.
Or if it's played by people who like to look dead.
The end...no, not really.

I DON'T like:
metal, in any incarnation
country music made after the sixties.
super foppy flowery "gother-than-thou" shite.
shitty punk bands with an upright bass that say they're psychobilly.

Television:

blech.

Books:

I like books about serial killers and cannibals and unsolves murders.I like to read books that document the history of stupid things, like holidays or shoes. I read magazines about tattoos and cars and gothic chicks and bad music. And then I go out and live. A little.

Heroes:



Oh, and the Pope, of course....

My Blog

i'm in love....

....with THESE!!!!I can't wait for warm weather. Hot damn. CAR SHOWS. And I'll be ONE year away from legally being a drunken asshole at each and every one! Maybe I'll have a new ride by then...... Cou...
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

so, today.....

i figured today i'd delve into some incessant ramblings.it's a few days after christmas and i'm still sick. i've effectively infected bill with my ebola sinus flu as well, but misery always loves comp...
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

it's funny. this will be in a trailer park in a few years.

  Your coffin is up on blocks.Your hearse has a shotgun rack.Your wife-beater shirt is black.Your coon dogs are named Bela and Lestat.You have a pair of black latex overalls, with no crotch.Yo...
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

I roll on your hearse.

So, driving through Montville on Halloween, I came upon Fred Kantor's protest-the-Mountain-Lakes-cops-hearse. Alone in a parking lot. So I rolled about on it. Enjoy my First Amendment rights. The end....
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST

Shoot with Bill Tracy...

So this is what I do after hours........
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

Graveyard Shoot/ William Frederick Photography

I'm getting more....MORE!!...
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

random pics.

guess I'm rather stuck up. Ha-rumph!!Nothing is more glamorous than being splayed out on your floor.Ouch!! WOWZZA!! How dodgy of me. I am lame. Angel is similarly unamused. She says "lame". Angel also...
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:46:00 PST

recent gar-bahj.

yeah so i finally got my idiot box, i mean computer back. so now i have many new photos for your viewing displeasure....i love my jadey-kins.and she loves headlocks.And then i got bored and took some ...
Posted by Kyly Von Kasket ~ Thee Dirtnap Dame! on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST