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i'm not a simple girl, i am a nice one, i love hanging out with my brother more than i like hanging out with most people, i name all of my plants and love them like pets, I clean a lot of houses and walk a lot of dogs, i use my myspace blog as a diary, i mark off days on my calenders, though i'm in no hurry to see the end of my life, sometimes i dream in spanish, i believe time is a cruel illusion and cherry blossoms are the most beautiful example of impertinence and rebirth, i've never really won anything, i've got four or more books stacked on my nightstand at all times, i'm not very graceful, i'm easily offended and i kick myself for weeks after offending others, i find it hard not to sing, i 'internet stalk' authors that i like, i want to travel everywhere before i die, i'm picky about men and food, anything else goes, my room is more often than not: a mess, i don't drink or smoke and i'd rather not watch you do either, sometimes i wish i was more of a badass, but not enough to do anything about it, i procrastinate, just like everyone else, hell, i'm even doing it right now, i don't like having my picture taken, i love looking in the mirror, like Bill Maher, i believe religion is doing more bad than good, i'm a sucker for compliments, i nickname everyone, even people i don't know, my name is Cara, if you are ever mean to a book in front of me you will fucking SEE WHAT HAPPENS, and most of all: i know that none of this is really who i am.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ellen DeGeneres and Eckhart Tolle, because i know they have 'it' all figured out. Paul Banks, because i love his music and he's hecka hot. Christopher Moore and David Sedaris, because i know we would get along swimmingly.

My Blog

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i'm in a weird mood and i guess that means i need to write a blog about it. i was writing a minute ago and then i was like, "hey, why not visit facebook!" and i lost my grove. usually when that happen...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:39:00 GMT

Melodramatic anyone?

GAAH! i could just about die! i'm stunned. Utterly stunned. How could this happen? How can this be!? I never thought I'd find myself hoping Stephenie Meyer never write another book!okay, so Stephenie ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 22:40:00 GMT

Epiphanies

Today was an abnormal Friday for me. Usually on Fridays I wake up at ten, catch the bus at eleven and get to work at eleven-thirty...well, okay so I used to go to work earlier, but I had a Friday morn...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:03:00 GMT

You read my blogs...

okay, so my new facination in life is going on myspace and checking to see the number of people who 'view' my blog. today the meter reads: 2 views today, 15 views this week, and 1518 total. i'm boggle...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:37:00 GMT

If Looks Could Kill

Argh.Okay everybody, here i go again.If Looks Could Kill is driving me nuts. Here i am 186 pages in and writing has just gotten so fucking hard! I considered just scrapting the whole thing and startin...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:30:00 GMT

Non-Religious Civil Union

It's an odd thing, but the origin of marriage predates history. Which begs the question, when did we go from, "Let's have a baby," to "Let's get married so we CAN have a baby,"??? And, did it happen l...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:58:00 GMT

Cara-ie Burns-shaw

i'm having a Carrie Bradshaw moment and i just thought i should document it someplace that isn't my wordprocessor...that thing is getting full. How come even the pickiest of women can fall for even th...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:01:00 GMT

I’m just two people short of a threesome

sorry, i had to say it. (giggling) funny stuff keeps happening to me when no one is around!
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:00:00 GMT

God, I love you man.

i'm currently reading 'Conversations with God' by Neale Donald Walsch, and i must say that it is probably the best book i've ever laid eyes on. seriously, five stars. I'd recommend it for anyone...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:43:00 GMT

if i had wings

have you ever wondered how different the world would be if humans had wings. like angel wings, not wings instead of arms. that would suck...but i'm assuming that unless your a science fiction writer, ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:06:00 GMT