Pauly

Professional Chef, racontuer, booze hound, babe magnet. I once counted to infinity. If I look you in the eye, I can read your mind. If a little back hair is sexy, I'm Brad fukin Pitt!!!! Thunder & Lightning were BOTH originally MY IDEA!! . My sweat can cure AIDS. I once told Shakira it might help her carrer to shake her ass a little. If peeing in the shower is COOL, I'm Lenny fukin Kravitz!!! I honestly think Tina Fey is really hot! When I do pull-ups it adversly affects the earth's gravitational field. I don't party like a rock star, rock stars party like ME!!! I invented taste, although I have none. If drinking and eating too much were GOLD, I'd be KING fukin TUT!!!! I've spent most of my money on booze and women. The rest i just squandered!!!!