CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever by symbolically eating his flesh and drinking his blood and then telepathically telling him that you accept him as your personal master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all people because a talking snake convinced a rib-woman to eat from a magical tree.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The best basketball player in NBA history (pictured below) and someone who knows how to create and facilitate a real life zombie epidemic. I'd also like to meet Bill O'Reilly and hunt him with a crossbow, that would probably be tons of fun.
