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I've got to be honest with you...that smells like pure gasoline.

About Me

»-(&&amp ;#035;175;`v&&#0 35;180;¯)-&& amp;amp;#035;187; Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(&&amp ;#035;175;`v&&#0 35;180;¯)-&& amp;amp;#035;171; I haven't updated this thing in a while, so I suppose a bit of revision is in order--even if only to sate my boredom with the previous description. I fit into several different niches within this crazy social structure. I am a geek/intellectual; I use polysyllabic words, love to read, adore a good argument, have a strong lust for knowledge, and am trying to work through a theory that will yield a cure for cancer. I am a jock; I've played sports since about age nine, followed through to be the collegiate athlete you see before you, and will argue with you relentlessly that sports are an over-looked art form woven by infinitely poetic athletes. I am the class clown; making people smile, laugh--or occasionally scoff--has been my first social priority since I was thrust into a setting with a hoard of my peers (I'm talking about school, kids. School). I've got a couple of tattoos, a couple of piercings, and a couple of scars from fist fights. I have smoked my share of cigars, danced on a good proportion of the world's tables, and played a game or two of pool in shady biker bars. I'm spontaneous, I'm a cynic, I'm a badass, I'm a surfer, I'm a skydiver, and I'm a tequila-drinker. But, most of all, I'm a love.
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My Interests

You wanna know what bad is? Bad is when you're capable of being the baddest. I've been working on it ever since I came to this planet--I'm not quite there yet, but I'm gettin' better at it

*********************** ...I simply don't know my place I enjoy sports, surfing, running, dancing, giggling, playing a pick-up game of football with the boys, big dogs, Russian literature, pineapples, classic cars, lip gloss, sushi, laying on the grass and looking at the stars, beaches, sunsets, sea shells, fishing (and always releasing), Lucky Charms, Eric Clapton, old-school plastic lunch boxes, Risk, tiny peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, passionate symphonic composures, plumerias, flip flops, and the color neon pink (like that blinding, 80's hot pink) I'm also wildly intrigued by the quote, "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window." I didn't realize we held so much power.
Hopeless Flirt

What Kind of FLIRT are you?
My MOST recent interest is lacrosse. I had a trist with the sport when I played with Western Michigan University and I simply fell head over heels for it. Somewhere between checking a girl in the face, and knocking another one on her butt, I thought, "Wow...I could really get into this..." I'm going to start my season with State this year. See how the girls play dirty

I'd like to meet:

ANTHONY HOPKINS!!!! That guy kicks ass...."Hello Clarice" *giggles* I'd even love to meet Willem Defoe--can't tell me he's not rad. Or either of my other favorite actors, being John Malcovich or Johnny Depp.

Music:

I love rock. I was raised on it. I'm talking about classics like Hendrix, the Eagles, Clapton...As I got older, I maintained my admiration for the good stuff, and added newer tastes like The Bled, Atreyu, Poison the Well, etc. But, I'm not one to turn down some hip hop...a lot easier to dance to, anyway!
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Movies:

American History X, Fight Club, Zoolander, Requiem for a Dream, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Moonstruck, Roman Holiday, The Island, Top Secret!, Waiting, V For Vendetta, Naked Gun 33 1/3, Liar Liar, Kung Pow, Revenge of the Pink Panther, The Goonies, Drop Dead Fred, Talladega Nights, Some Like it Hot, American Pie, and all of the other stupid-humor, gross-out movies

Television:

Don't have time to watch it...but I make a point to take time off on Sundays for football. Oh! And anything that makes me giggle...like Family Guy, for instance.

Books:

Anything Dostoevsky, though I love the Crime and Punishment especially. I also like Edgar Allan Poe. OH! Cannot forget Chuck Palahnuik....author of Choke and Fight Club.

Heroes:

I've been relatively self-sufficient my entire life, so it's hard to say that I have one hero. If I had to say I had any, strangely enough I admire those whom I knew the least. Both of my grandfathers were amazing people--war heroes, family men, stately and respected. One of them I had only known for a short while, the other I would give anything to have met. I'd like to think that I can carry on their legacy through any of their wonderful characteristics I may have lucked out in getting.

My Blog

Oh Emily, I completely agree with you...

For a while, I thought it was because I was a cynic. But, you have expressed exactly what I have been thinking for quite a while!!! Soul sisters....definitely soul sisters. :) Love you always! Though...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:39:00 PST

THANK YOU TOM AND JEN SKINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You did tremendous work. The shoot came out beautifully and rendered me speechless. I owe you both so much... Amazing...  
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST

Finale

Today I had a meeting with someone of vast intelligence and we had a long conversation about...well...me. He brought about wonderful points. So, I'm going to sip from his cup of wisdom and heed&...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

Oooohh Twain...

I would like to share with you this speech from Mark Twain given to the "Stomach Club" (a society of writers and artists). Haha...he sounds like he'd be awesome to hang out with.   "My gifted pr...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 05:31:00 PST

Dis-friggin-claimer

Please DO NOT : -Send me messages that talk about what you want to do to me, in graphic detail. For one, I really don't care. On another note, your pathetic attempts at charm leave so much to be desir...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

Yea.

I don't know why it posted so many times. Don't feel like fixing it.
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:16:00 PST

Score!

Alex is leaving for sure now!!!! Congratualtions, Alex!!!! ********************* I think it's only natural to come to the end of a relationship and look back upon the last 20ish months... Alex, you ha...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me...

First off, I'd like to give a big congratulations to Alex. He is off to the Carribbean for some xcore Peace Corps-action. I mean, he was seleted as a community developer for his region....do you ...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

Oh there is one more thing....

Five. Fingered. Toe-Monkey. BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

Rock out with your mighty cock out

So today has been fabulous (awwwww Tim...)... I didn't have to work, and that's always a plus, I finished my errands, I assisted in pouring the slab of cement, I...well... I dunno, it was just a bitch...
Posted by "Lil' Rookie Bitch" on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST