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SHUT UP! ITS ESTHER!

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

About Me

Where do I begin? I have a 2 gorgeous sons, Adam and Arty. I also have a wonderful, loving husband, Art, whom I simply adore.I'm a bookworm. I'm somewhat ditzy but secretly I'm pretty smart. I think dogs in sweaters are funny. I think hookers wear cool clothes. I eat raw Top Ramen. Any piercing I've ever had I've done myself. I'm still afraid of the dark. Sometimes, I wish I was a ninja. I can work a beat machine. My hair constantly undergoes transformations.I'm a hopeless romantic. I talk to myself. I love chocolate. I love cheese. I love chocolate and cheese together. I love food. I have a fascination with fruit snacks. I'd rather watch a sunset than a sunrise. I like sliding across the floor in my socks. I hate wearing shoes. I absolutely despise going to the gas station. I get distracted by shiny things. I talk to strangers. I've been known to run with scissors. I have an inexplicable tendency to fondle fabric. I always have to lock the door twice, no matter what door it is. There's more to me I'm sure, but if you'd like to know feel free to ask...
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My Interests

Movies, music, reading, writing, drawing, fishnet stockings, faux fur coats, spike-heel shoes, art, drinking, ninjas, meeting new people that have substance...

I'd like to meet:

Takashi Miike, Quentin Tarantino and Dita Von Teese. And I want to get drunk with Edgar Allan Poe...

Music:

I listen to everything...seriously...If you don't believe me keep reading: Garbage, Cranberries, Siouxsie and the Banshees,The Bauhaus, Aphex Twin, Heroes del Silencio, Jaguares, Natalia LaFourcade, Carla Kihlstedt, Buck 65, Blackalicious, Busdriver, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Shins, White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan, Elliot Smith, the Doors, Smiths, Cure, Morrisey, Portishead, Bjork, Jewel (her old stuff), System of a Down, Hatebreed, Misfits, Metallica, Dead Kennedys, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Explosions in the Sky, Modest Mouse, Tom Waits, Angelfish, Billy Holliday and so, so much more...

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Killing Zoe, Girl Interrupted, Uzumaki, Jackie Brown, Amores Perros, Ichi the Killer, Red Shadow, Visitor Q, Deadly Outlaw Rekka, M, Gangster No. 1, Kill Bill Vol. I&II, True Romance, Switchblade Sisters, Magnolia, Virgin Suicides, Lost in Transalation, Grease, Alice in Wonderland, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wizard of Oz, Raging Bull, Akira, Goodfellas, Big Fish, Garden State, Sin City

Television:

Law & Order and The Simpsons. I don't watch much tv

Books:

Tropic of Cancer, Stand Still Like the Hummingbird, Notes From Underground, Crime and Punishment, The Stranger, The Metamorphosis, The Da Vinci Code, Manson: In his own words, anything by Edgar Allan Poe

Heroes:

My husband