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Dale

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About Me



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My Interests



Reading, Movies (Kevin Smith Rules), Video games( I'm a sucker for stuff that doesn't require neurons), music....you name it and I probably listen to it(any Celine Dion comments here will warrant a bitch slap) and last but not least my kids(harder than a full time job but the benefits are great)

I'd like to meet:


The Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Green
Hair Color:: Sandy Blonde
Height:: 6'4"
Favorite Color:: green
Screen Name::
Favorite Band:: don't have just ONE favorite
Favorite Movie:: Don't think I could pick just one
Favorite Show:: 24, Deadwood, Lost...those are the top three
Your Car:: 2004 Chevy Silverado 3/4 ton
Your Hometown:: Casper Wyoming..a.k.a. The middle of nowhere
Your Present Town:: Same as above...hard to find your way out of the middle of nowhere ya know
Your Crushes First Name::
Your Grade::
Your Style::
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yep
Kissed someone in the rain?: again yep
Danced in a public place?: yes but only in a drunken stupor
Smiled for no reason?: I always have a reason...even if its just to make people worry
Laughed so hard you cried?: who hasn't?
Peed your pants after age 8?: Not that I remember
Written a song?: Yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: LOL I do it to Devin all the time
Performed on a stage?: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: not really
Made out in a theatre?: i don't think so...man i missed out
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no
Been in love?: still am
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: I don't remember...i'm still half asleep
Tell you, I love you?: Devin
Kiss you?: Devin again
Hug you?: My son Logan
Tell you BYE?: Devin again...I see a trend
Write you a note?: I can't remember
Take your photo?: I don't know
Call your cell phone?: Ken
Buy you something?:
Go with you to the movies?:
Sing to you?:
Write a poem about you?:
Text message you?:
Touch you?:
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Just a few minutes ago
Time you cried?: When my son was born
Movie you watched?: The Departed
Joke you told?: Too long to put on here
Song you've sang?:
Time you've looked at the clock?: just now
Drink you've had?: Southern comfort and 7up...mmmm
Number you've dialed?: home
Book you've read?: The Husband by Dean Koontz
Food you've eaten?: Does coffee count?
Flavor of gum chewed?: I hate gum
Shoes you've worn?: Sketchers
Store you've been in?:
Thing you've said?: I don't know I don't even listen to ME
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: not legibly
Whistle?: yeah
Blow a bubble?: yes, but I still hate gum
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yeah..ok questions are getting really stupid here
Cross your eyes?: is this a survey or a physical?
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Yes, I have a 7 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
Dance?: hehe
Gleek?: huh?
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: done that more times than i can count
Speak a different language?: I speak two languages...english and bad english
Impersonate someone?: yeah
Prank call people?: i can but why would i want to?? im not 12 anymore
Make a card pyramid?: only if im drunk and REALLY bored
Cook anything?: i can cook anything...but whether or not you wanna eat it...that's a different story
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: annoying survey, I would end quickly!!!
I wish ...: this damn survey would end
So many people don't know that ...: they are stupid and shouldn't breed
I am ...: sam...sam I am..
My heart is ...: located inside my ribcage??
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Music:

When it comes to music I will listen to just about anything. It all depends on my mood at that particular time. Usually the louder the better

Movies:

Anything by Kevin Smith...I love that guy. The GOONIES!!! Some of my all time favorites...Snatch, Pump Up The Volume, Untamed Heart( a chick flick i know but im secure in my manhood), Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, and Deuce Bigalow. Also just about anything with Al Pacino...Scarface, The Godfather Series,etc.

Television:

I am hooked on the TV version of heroin which is LOST...the stranger it gets the more I wanna watch it. Also a big fan of 24, Smallville and Prison Break.

Books:

I am a HUGE Dean Koontz fan!!!
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Heroes:

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!!!

My Blog

You don't know what you have....

....until it's gone.  I know that saying is far too cliche` to be taken seriously. But believe me it's so true. Far too often we take the things and people in our lives for granted.  I know ...
Posted by Dale on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

What is the motive?????

OK, here is something to boggle your brain. A woman meets a man at her mother's funeral. She and the man hit it off nicely but she never gets his name or any other information. A few days go by and s...
Posted by Dale on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:32:00 PST

Te devil went down to Washington!

This is probably gonna piss someone off but I have to say its nice to see someone has the balls ot actually say wat they mean. Charlie Daniels said the following: I don't know how everybody else feels...
Posted by Dale on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom pleads guilty to using baby as a weapon ..>Chytoria Graham faces a minimum of five-years in prison after pleading guilty to hitting boyfriend with her baby.. ERIE, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A woman pl...
Posted by Dale on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

For Sale!! One "gently" used piece of Trident chewing gum..For only 5 Million bucks!

OK, Unless you live under a rock or have absolutely no contact with the outside world I am sure you have all heard about the ongoing Britney Spears chronicles. For those of you that haven't, here is a...
Posted by Dale on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

Did you know they now make DVD-shaped heroin

No, seriously. Go to any department store or music/video store and  look in the dvd section for the TV series 24.  If you watch the first season and you are not completely hooked, you should...
Posted by Dale on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:56:00 PST

Kinky Kelly and the Super Stud!!

OK, so Chris and I decided that rather than bore everybody with our senseless ramblings all the time, we woul dbore you with something else....movie reviews. We are going to attempt to review at least...
Posted by Dale on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:50:00 PST

A Letter To Management

  I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public...
Posted by Dale on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST

Hell on earth...

At approximately 9 pm last night HELL was unleashed on earth...via the Casper Events Center. Now  I am not saying that the ground opened up (although it did shake a bit) and swallowed buildings.&...
Posted by Dale on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST

A-Z about ex girlfriends...

A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only using you and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter...
Posted by Dale on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST