hhmmm...well i have alot of interests i guess...like sports...movies...music...weight training....drinking...reading..im up for just bout anything. ..
I'd like to meet:
Me...10 years ago...and 10 years from now...how freaky would that party be?!?
Stupid questions:
Stupid Questions.....
01.What is your parents names? Vickie, Herman
02.How old are you? 29 years young!
03. What is you sex? A+
04. Who do you like? your mom
05.What book are you reading? Wheel of time
06.Dogs or frogs? Dogs
07.Pigs or tigers? Pigs
08. Lions or cats? Lions
09. What is your favorite IM saying? omg
10. Do you think about anybody? If so who? I think about Jessica Alba severals times a day :)
11. How much time does it take you to get ready in the morning? i dunno...depends on who's house i wake up at...
12. What is your name? Pump
13. How do you like your toast? Burnt or just right? On a plate with eggs and homefries..mmmmm...
14. How do you like your steak? Well done or under easy? I like my steak in my belly! ! !
15. Who are your best friends? Who ever gives me a ride home from the bar!
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Music:
Depends on my mood i guess...i mostly listen to hip hop, but iv grown more into alternative as well as country....ill listen to anything if my mood is right.
Movies:
300, Departed, Troy, Walk the Line, Spaceballs, Super Troopers, BeerFest, Sweet home alabama, GrandMa's Boy, Wedding Crashers ...im a movie kinda guy so there arent too many i dont like.
What would you do if?:
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: Tell him "nice job, jackass"
You won the lottery: quit my job....immediately :)
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: pack my bags....
You caught a friend stealing from you: laugh
You witnessed a murder: act like i didnt
A random stranger offered you candy: decline respectfully, point him in the direction of the closest middle school.
MySpace and Facebook closed: get a life
A genie granted you one wish: wish for more wishes
You lost your favorite possession: replace it.
You found 10 dollars on the ground: by the new spicey bacanator combo from Wendy's! ! !
Your date throws up on you: buy her another drink ;p
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: thats a tuffie...prob throw some fists..
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: bang her...lol....
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call the fukn coast guard to come pick my ass up...who thinks of these....
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Television:
Sports...anything other than that is a toss up.
The 'Would You' Survey:
WOULD YOU:
Eat a bug? No doubt
Bungee jump? No way
Hang glide? prob not
Kill someone? Def
Kiss someone of the same sex? No way
Parachute from a plane? only if its about to crash..otherwise its a silly concept.
Walk on hot coals? yea why not
Be a vegetarian? no way
IM a stranger? yeppers
Sing karaoke? i wish i had the balls
Be on survivor? fuk right..
Run a red light? i do that all the time :)
Shoplift? not now that im an adult..how embarrassing if you got caught
Dye your hair blue? nope
Not wear make-up in public? gee...i guess id give it a whirl
Wear make-up in public? yea i could do that.
Cheat on a test? yea
Make someone cry? fo' shizzle
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Books:
Im currently reading the "wheels of time" series by Robert Jordan. Im on book 4.
Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? my boss
What is your weapon of choice? dirty looks
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? never
How about the same sex? with pleasure
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? i dont pay attention
What is your pet peeve? people who "smack" when they eat..close you fuk'n mouth!
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? oh i hold grudges..i may pretend to forgive...but im just waiting for the right time to fuk you back.
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? floss...haha
What is the latest you've ever woken up? oh i dont know...i guess lately itd be 10'ish....gay question,.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? my dad
What is the last lame excuse that you made? goodness gracious...if i tell ya, i wont be able to use it again
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? haha yea...some can be quite entertaining
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? once....
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? everything is over priced you fool!
Are you a meat eater? is this a gay joke? meat as in food...yes....
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i was in the navy.....we dont keep a tally.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? i eat way to much, and i dont drink nearly enough
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? sweets, yes...candy, not so much
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? spicy!
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? haha everyday!
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? zilch
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? buy house and car....invest the rest.
Would you rather be rich or famous? rich.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? without hesitation.
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Served honorably in the military during a time of war.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? prob same as previous answer
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? own a boat...take my grandkids fishing.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? nah...as long as i tried.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? sure.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? haha guilty
What did you do today that you're proud of? um.....oh...got a raise....yea bitches! ! !
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? whoo...too too many...yet...not enough ;)
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? see previous answer
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? you mean checkn out a chicks rack...no doubt.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? im a boob guy.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? yessir
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yessir
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? motorcycle...i will have one!
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? justin timberlake
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? see previous
Have you ever been cheated on? yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? the ability to eat junk food all day and still have a 6-pack...fukkers!
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? greed
Do you do the least often? sloth
Is your favorite to act on? lust
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Heroes:
Al Bundy, anybody who gets up for a job they hate everymorning just to make ends meet. anybody who makes sacrifices for others...and anyone who knows what they want and actually goes after it.
This or That:
Food/Drink
McDonalds or Burger King? Wendys!
Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi!
Sierra Mist or Sprite? sprite
Dominos or Pizza Hut? dominos
Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? fridays
Pancakes or waffles? waffles
Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? cheeseburgers
Meat or veggies? meat...as in food right?
Vanilla or chocolate? vanilla
Clothing
Abercrombie or Hollister? south pole
Boxers or briefs? boxerbriefs...duh
Collar: popped or regular? regular...popped is lame.
Jeans or skirt? jeans....
Sneakers or flip-flops? sneakers
Music
*NYSNC or Backstreet Boys? haha...nysnc
50 Cent or 2pac? 2pac
Country or rap? thats a tuffie now a days...im a pass
Rob Thomas or Maroon 5? Maroon 5 fo'shizzle
Goo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20? matchbox
Porcupine Tree or Opeth? ;) who or what? pass.
The Other Sex
Face or body? body
Chest or heinie? chest...as in boobs...and not man boobs.
Hair: short or long? long
Brunette or blonde? yes please
Candy or flowers? flowers
Hugs or kisses? hugs
Friends with benefits or date? date
Technology
MySpace or Facebook? myspace
AIM or MSN? neither
TV or movie? movie
Cell phone or iPod? cell
Automatic or manual? automatic
Colors
Black or white? black
Red or blue? red
Gold or silver? silver
Yellow or orange? orange
Pink or purple? purrple
Weather
Summer or Winter? winter
Fall or Spring? fall
Rain or thunderstorm? thunderstorm
Snow or rain? rain
Would you rather...
Shower or bathe? shower
Play an instrument or sing? instrument...and no not the skin flute!
Play ping-pong or pool? ping-pong
Be hot or cold? cold.
Are you...
Quiet or loud? quiet
Immature or immature? YES and no
Ugly or hott? nice and a great cook :)
Smart or stupid? smart
Gay or straight? So Straight!
Misc.
Dogs or cats? Dogs
Pen or pencil? Pen
Bush or Kerry? Kerry
Canada or Australia? Australia
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