Maiden Disdain

I am a bawdy wench who studies Theatre Performance & English Literature at UMKC.

I ..<3.. acting and words. I like to put myself up on stage and let my soul out of its cage.
I enjoy writing poems so I may arrange words in ways which I find pleasing.
I despise when people mix up idioms.
One of my pet peeves is cleaning up cat vomit at night.
I try not to be too pretentious, but do try and keep up.
My arms are meaty for a reason. I can lift heavy shit.
I am a happy laughing neon rainbow goth. I am also an enormous nerd/geek.
I don't know where my life is going. I'm just trying to enjoy it and sort things out.
I become obsessed easily with actors and music. My friend Britt calls me a "professional fan." My friend Ben says I have a wealth of useless pop-culture knowledge.
Sometimes I descend into a dark hole like a hermit crab in the sand but then I crawl out to pinch everyone when I am happy.
I am pretty goofy and a tree-hugging hippy sometimes but don't be fooled, I am smart and vicious when I have to be. I am a cutthroat pirate. Yo ho!
I enjoy making my friends laugh and being a gabby blabber mouth.
I have a tendency to become easily over excited. A quote from Howards End may describe me to an extent: "We're not odd, we're just over-expressive."
I'ma weirdo, like the Great Gonzo.