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About Me

Hi, I'm Tom and I was found under a Gooseberry bush in my parents back garden. I like licking the tops of batteries, eating insects and putting my hands down my pants. My favourite number is 4 and my bestest colour is Yellow. I once chased some children with a dog turd on a stick, but I'm much more responsible now.td, span, div, input, a, table td div div font, body div table tbody tr td font {
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My Interests

You often hear that "blood is thicker than water". Well I've got both of them coming out of my arse at the moment, and to be perfectly honest I can't feel any difference.

I'd like to meet:

Nerys Hughes, Barry Chuckle, That referee with the mad eyes, The entire cast from Herbie Goes Bananas... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I.

Movies:

Herbie goes Bananas, Gang Bang Goat and Puff the Magic Dragon

Television:

Rex Hunt Fishing

Books:

My Home In Birmingham. "In the garden around our flats we have this queer shaped thing to climb and swing on"
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Heroes:

REX HUNT

My Blog

Mans best friend

My mother says to her poodle "come to mommy". Does this now mean that I have a poodle as a sister?
Posted by Tozza FC on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

Beautiful Days & Amsterdam 2006

Day 1 It all started Friday morning drinking cans of Lager in the car, when we decided that Zoney boy's new name will be "Bouncers Fat Mother" after the dog on Neighbours. After dodging various thunde...
Posted by Tozza FC on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST

Ding Ding Round 2

On Friday we embark upon a 10 day mission. Starting with www.beautifuldays.org which will involve many cups of tea and maybe one too many chocolate fudge cakes. Yummy. Then on Monday it...
Posted by Tozza FC on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

Our Survey Says

When you think of Runnies Cat, what do you think?MeowScargill or Thatcher?ScargillHave you ever been arrested for sex with a minor?Hmmm..Scargill wasn't a minor was he?Have you ever been drunk?Not as ...
Posted by Tozza FC on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

Hamster Jam

I would just like to announce that I'll be spending a major part of August in Amsterdam. I'll be there purely for the purpose of Clog purchasing and maybe some Tulip bulbs. I've heard there are some n...
Posted by Tozza FC on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST

Struck by Lightening

Zippy and Myself have just made a run for it across the hanging gardens of babylon. Zone couldn't make it and told us to carry on without him the fat useless larder lout. When the gap between the flas...
Posted by Tozza FC on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST

Todays Experiments

Today I've done some extensive research. Firstly I wondered which would cook quicker under the grill, Bacon or Cheese on Toast. The quickest was an unsurprising Cheese on Toast. However the secon...
Posted by Tozza FC on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST

My Favourite Flavour of Cough Medicine is............

......Red flavour.
Posted by Tozza FC on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:20:00 PST

MMMMM SCAT!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMmmmmm!!!!!!!!! I've just been to the Congo and I can honestly say that I didn't see anyone at all drinking Um-Bongo. nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH. SSSSCCCCHHHHWWWWAAAAHHHH. FRAP, PARP....
Posted by Tozza FC on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST