you know your cypriot when... :
people cant pronounce your name
your relatives make coffee in a saucepan
your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for 10 days
you hide everything from your parents
you do all the housework if your a girl
you mother does everything for you if
your a boy your relatives alone could populate the whole city everyone is a family friend or related to you
your parents say your becoming English each time you get into trouble you try moving out of your yard but u end up returning
you love eating kebabs
when you have a dinner party the food will last another 2 months
you always say open the light instead of turn the light on
you secure your luggage with a coloured rope and bare locks
you get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is overweight
you got loads of cousins and realize you got more you never even seen before
when you come back from holiday you'll see 25 members of your family there to pick you up
you ask your dad a simple question and he tells you about his life back in the day
your parents always compare you to your cousins or close mates
your expected to marry a Cypriot
your parents always ring up relatives to find out some gossip in the family
your mother cant take jokes
your mother calls you bare loud even though she's just in the next room
if your daydreaming about something random your parents instantly think your in love
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