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Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress

You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time.

About Me

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. I am a Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love, fiscally conservative, socially liberal, a Libertarian and a Leo. I am nocturnal and enjoy my life as a creature of the night. Occasionally I cuddle with the monster under the bed, no I do not cuddle under the bed, I let the monster cuddle in the bed. Don't judge me, sometimes I just need to be held! I love to eat, mmm eating good, especially yummmy food and women! I enjoy the company of people who think openly and have a whacked out sense of humor. I dislike feet, people biting their nails, tomatoes, ignorance and stinky people.

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My Interests

I am never bored because I have many interests. Having a good time with my friends tops the list. I love me some sports, especially the Detroit Tigers, Michigan Football and the Detroit Pistons. I am a film buff as well as a fan of scripted Television, I am not too big a fan of reality TV because I think it is contributing to the dumbing down of America. I dig me a good documentary and am a huge fan of Stand-up comedy, I feel Stand-up comics are great social commentators. I spend some of my free time writing and am planning on doing it more so in the upcoming future. I like to cook, eat healthy and spend alot of time down in The Dungeon (my home gym). I love summertime because I get to ride my bike and rollerblade to the beach. I am a talk radio fan, Coast to Coast AM is my favorite show and I listen to a little of both sides (Liberals/Conservatives). Michael Savage, Matt Drudge, Bill Bennett, Peter Wurby and Dennis Pragar are some of my other favorite talk shows.

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My muse...

Music:

I love many types of music: Metal, Hip-Hop (especially old school), Electronica, Classic Rock, 80's and 90s Alternative (I miss the Grunge era), Blues, Funk, Industrial, Swing and even some country.Some of my favorite artists: The Pixies, Happy Mondays, Suicidal Tendencies, Atmosphere, Motorhead, Felt, Blackalicious, Wired Masses (former Detroit band), the Rolling Stones, Joe Cocker, the Doors, Led Zeppelin, HIM, Motley Crue, Poison, Alice Cooper, EPMD, Beastie Boys, LL Cool J, Whodini, NWA (and the solo projects), Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, 69 Eyes, Skinny Puppy, Alice in Chains, Pink Floyd, Infectious Grooves, Butthole Surfers, Pantera, Damageplan, Ministry, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Pop Will Eat Itself, Boogie Down Productions, the Fat Boys, Chunky A, 2 Live Crew, Anthrax, Black Grape, Pantera, 16 Volt, Public Enemy, Moorcheeba, Massive Attack, Ice T, Radiohead, Eminem, Kid Rock, Red Hot Chili Peppers, George Clinton and P Funk, Digital Underground, Van Halen, ACDC, Frank Black/Black Francis, Whale, Beautiful Creatures, Clutch, Method Man, Redman, Public Enemy, NIN, Marilyn Manson, 2Pac, Blackstar, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Geto Boys, Tricky, DJ Shadow, Chemical Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd , Garbage, INXS, Steve Miller Band, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Janes Addiction, Skid Row, Buckcherry, Black Eyed Peas, 3RD Bass, Dilated Peoples and I have left many artists out because it would take me forever to name them all!

Movies:

Godfather 1 and 2, Chinatown, North By Northwest, Goodfellas, anything with Ninjas and Zombies, Bullet in the Head, The Mission (Hong Kong), Kick the Moon, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Young and Dangerous (the series and spinoffs), Neon Genesis Evangelion, the CKY movies, Once Upon a Time in America, Once Upon a Time in China 1-3, Drunken Master 1 and 2, Operation Condor 1 and 2 (AKA Armour of God 1 and 2), Peace Hotel, Rope, Ichi the Killer, Last House on the Left, Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, the Goonies, the Cheech and Chong Movies, a lot of Chuck Norris movies, old Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal movies (during the late 80s to mid 90s), the Sleepaway Camp series, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween 1 and 2, the Alien franchise, Friday the 13th 1 thru 6, the Hills Have Eyes (the original), To Catch of Thief, Psycho 1-3, Trancers, Apocalypse Now, the Killer (John Woo), Hard Boiled, a Better Tomorrow 1-3, a Bronx Tale, Blade Runner, His Girl Friday, Big Lebowski, Bayside Shakedown, Attack the Gas Station, Ashes of Time, American Pie series, American Beauty, Aces Go Places, Bullets over Summer, Once Upon a Time in Triad Society, Fallen Angels, Chinese Odyssey (Stephen Chow), Charade, Clean my Name Mr. Coroner, Clans of Intrigue, Come Drink with me, Comeuppance, Dr. Mack, Expect the Unexpected, Existence, The Eye, Fat Choi Spirit, the Fight Back to School series, Fist of Fury 1991(Stephen Chow), Fight Club, Forbidden City Cop, God of Cookery, From the Queen to the Chief Executive, Foul King, Friend (South Korea), A Gambler’s Story, the God of Gamblers series, Golden Chicken, Heroes Two, the Heroic Ones, A Hero Never Dies, Jiang Hu – the Triad Zone, High Risk (Jet Li), Just One Look, King of Comedy (Stephen Chow), the Longest Nite, The Good, the Bad and The Ugly, a Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Maniacal Night, the Matrix, Nude Fear, My Wife is a Gangster, National Lampoon’s Vacation, National Lampoon’s European Vacation, Animal House, the Blues Brothers, Police Academy 1 and 2, the Porky franchise, Revenge of the Nerds, Real Genius, The Prodigal Son, Pump up the Volume, Pumping Iron, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Rave Fever, Riki Oh – the Story of Ricky, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Killing Zoe, Love and a 45, Dazed and Confused, Run Lola Run, Das Boot, Running out of Time 1 and 2, the Infernal Affairs series, Shaolin Soccer, Shiri, Scarface, Snatch, Spiderman 1 and 2, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, Tell me Something, Too Many Ways to be No. 1, Traffic, Victim (Ringo Lam), Volcano High School, Battle Royale, a War Named Desire, X-men 1 and 2 , Young Guns, Fists of Fury (Bruce Lee), Chinese Connection, the Street Fighter, Deadly Life of a Ninja, American Ninja, Enter the Dragon, Return of the Dragon, Rapid Fire, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Big Trouble in Little China, Jackie Chan’s Police Story series, Trainspotting, Weird Science, Say Anything, Opportunity Knocks, Wayne's World, One Crazy Summer, Better Off Dead, Ghostbusters, Ferris Buehler’s Day Off, Operation Scorpio, Gremlins, the Lost Boys, Fright Night, 976 Evil, Toxic Avenger, From Dusk Till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, Sin City, Batman Begins, the Machinist, the Hitcher, Carlito’s Way, Big Fish, the Usual Suspects, Crash (2004), Man on Fire, Shawshank Redemption, City of God, Memento, Sunset Blvd, Taxi Driver, The Pianist, Clockwork Orange, American History X, Requiem for a Dream, the Sting, Strangers on a Train, 3 Days of the Condor, Donnie Darko, Notorious, Full Metal Jacket, Oldboy, Fargo, the Back to the Future series, the Sixth Sense, Deer Hunter, It Happened One Night, Lethal Weapon 1 and 2, Amores Perros, Stand by Me, the Die Hard series, First Blood, Terminator 1 and 2, Commando, Running Man, Total Recall, Magnolia, a Christmas Story, Groundhog Day, 70s and 80s grindhouse movies, 80s and 90s cheesy action movies (many made by Golan Globus and Cannon), Bringing up Baby and No Man’s Land and many more!

Television:

Heroes, Dexter, Lost, 24, Prison Break, The 4400, Scrubs, The Wire, Rescue Me, Californication, Nip/Tuck, Attack of the Show, Extras, Spaced (BBC Comedy), The Unit, Sportscenter, Entourage, Burn Notice, Human Giant, Lucky Louie, My Name is Earl, The Office(U.K. and U.S. version), Real Time with Bill Maher, Chuck, Sopranos, Countdown with Keith Olberman, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, Mr. Show, Dream On, 70s Show, Kids in the Hall, X-Files, Family Business, Penn and Teller Bullshit, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Deadwood (c--k sucker!), Def Comedy Jam, Comedy Central Presents, Last Comic Standing, OZ, Dead Like Me, Titus, Twilight Zone, Twitch City, Shameless (Sundance Channel), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (I wish it was on DVD), Viva La Bam, the Wild Boyz, the A Team, Miami Vice, the 3 Stooges, Leave it to Beaver and the Little Rascals.

Books:

I mostly read magazines, comic books, graphic novels and newspapers. When I do dip into a book, it is usually non-fiction. The most recent book I read was Penn and Teller's How To Play With Your Food. I haven't read much fiction the last few years.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Drunken MySpacing

First there was drunken dialing, then drunken texting. Now there is drunken MySpacing. They should hook up a Breathalyzer to these devices to keep people like me from doing stupid things. I always ant...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:58:00 PST

How I answer a survey

Just for starters...Do you swear to tell the truth, the WHOLE truth, so help you God?:Nah, I don't need help...What time is it?:10:19What is todays date? (MM/DD/YYYY):No it's not (MM/DD/YYYY) you dumb...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:55:00 PST

Do you have any shirts that remind you of anybody or anything?

I have this grey Red Wings T-shirt that I like to workout in that is comfy and stretches well. It reminds me of a gorgeous young lady I used to like that looks sexy in a Red Wings Jersey. I've also go...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

The lost dogs of Harrison Township

For the past few years I have noticied alot of missing dog fliers and pictures posted at local businesses. There seems to be alot more missing dogs here then in other towns. I don't know if someone is...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Love kamikaze style

Last night I was in a town (Davison, Michigan) I had never been in, in a bar I had never been in, with a bunch of people I had just met. My friend Mike had me tag along with him for a reunion with som...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST

JONESTOWN: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple

Earlier this evening I went to the Detroit Film Theater to check out JONESTOWN: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple. I hadn't realized that I was going to experience such a strong and disturbing film...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST

The stupid people suck rant

I went into Subway today and I told the guy behind that I wanted a 6 inch steak and cheese on wheat sub. He grabs the bread, then he turns around with a confused look on his face (the first of many)....
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

What needs to happen in 2007

Here we are folks, one month into 2007 and not much has changed here in America.  There are not that many movies that I want to see in the theaters, still! The Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, Paris Hi...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST

Ghosthunters is bullshit!

I have tried watching this show with friends and all we do is laugh our asses off at how paranoid and stupid these TAPS people are.  They usually pick some haunted location, bring in their camer...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

The evil known as Furby.

Remember back in the late 90s the fad named Furby? Many fads have come and gone before then and since then: Cabbage Patch Kids, Tickle Me Elmo, Beanie Babies and the New High on Crack Elmo among othe...
Posted by Flex Bronson: Masterwork in Progress on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST