captured by splinter i was brought up in the sewers of jarra with my brothers leonardo, donatello, michelanglo and raphael where i learnt every fighting form known to man, but was systmatically sexualy humiliated by all five as i wasnt a true mutant (if only id cut the other 2 fingers off!). So shunned by both human and mutants i done what all people that are abused do (no not turn into a peodophile you sick fuckers) i strapped on some cheese graters a baking tray down my pance and a nice shiny metal helmat. Yes i became the mighty shredder, oh yes the teenage mutant ninja turtles will rue the day they bummed me.....
patrick murray --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
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