I'm so many things... crazy, funny, paranoid, happy, lively, spontaneous, confusing, contradicting, a HORRIBLE proctrastinator, a big dork at times, and I go through phases faster than gum. I loves me some attention. I sometimes disappear to other cities or states because I absolutely hate standing still. I'm in love with Chicago, Manhattan, and Los Angeles. I love the 'Faith' character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. For some reason the color blue makes me really really happy everytime I see it. I hate dull crayons. George dubya is a loser. I like to chug beer. I love dark beers and pale ales but my heart belongs to Bud Light. The way to make me be your friend is buying me Crown and Ginger. I hate clingy relationships but I get mad if you don't cling (there's a part of the contradicting side of me). I collect alcohol items i.e. shot glasses, wine bottles, liquor bottles, etc. I love anything and everything to do with bartending and would LOOOVE to do it for a high ring bar. I'm obsessed with the Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search and EDIT: YEAH MARIA WON BITCHES! Suck on it.
Before you press that little add button, I am not going to view your little web cam and I'm not going to fill out surveys to win money. But of course if you ARE those people then you're probably not even reading this. So I'm just wasting my time and talking to myself like a crazy person.
