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Tobias Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUHq9VfwH7w

About Me

Well hello and welcome to the Official Tobias MySpace. I'm too lazy to tell you about myself so i'll copy and paste a comment from a friend of mine: "Tobias loves his peers like he loves himself, except without the intense physical attraction. If there's a team, Tobias is on it, even if only in spirit or simply taking credit. That's the kind of team player he is. Tobias is fluent in seventeen languages including the African one with the clicking sound, which he combines with Morse code in order to multi-task. Nobody focuses on people more intensely than Tobias. Sometimes it makes people nervous, especially the women, but we think they like it. Tobias is a natural leader. People follow him everywhere he goes, and they watch him too. Some people say Tobias is paranoid, but no, that's leadership. Tobias' standards are so high that he despises the worthless laggards around him - the so called co-workers. He thinks even less of other people. Tobias' expectations are very high. He has often expressed his goal of evolving into pure energy and becoming supreme overlord of the universe. He's got a long way to go, but his beard growth is a sure sign of some sort of rapid acceleration. Tobias empowers those around him by giving them his work whenever his co-workers are not- in his opinion- busy enough. Sometimes he gives all his work away and has to make up a few things just so everybody has something. His co-workers couldn't be happier about it because they feel empowered. Tobias knows his priorities. When I (his feeble and unattractive understudy) asked him to do something for me, he hung up the phone on his dying uncle and sorted it out like a panther. Tobias is the only person who has actually 'seen' the 'meaning of life vision'. He claims it appeared to him one night in the forest and it's "difficult to explain" but he knows it when he sees it. He also came back with some 'commandments' from God carved on a flat rock. (On an unrelated note, Tobias has excellent penmanship, based on the observation that it is almost exactly like God's!) Tobias is my role model. It is my dream to be more like him. Sometimes I follow him around and buy the same clothes. Once in a while I rummage through his rubbish. I once observed Tobias walking accross a lake to heal an injured swan. He is love." Well there you have it folks... a brief summary from a friend of mine. Thanx for reading.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tobias 'the great'
Birthday: 29th July 1987
Birthplace: Quantom Stretch VII
Current Location: Birmingham
Eye Color: Blue/Green, they change depending on my mood
Hair Color: Brown with blonde streaks
Height: About 5"9'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Blatently!
Your Heritage: I dunno, i fell asleep in the lecture my Mom gave me about it
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: Coal
Your Fears: Losing people im close to
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat base, Meat sause, Meaty cheese, and Meat on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stay alive and save some lives in my super hero outfit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'Oh no, i'm awake now'
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair, deffo!
Your Bedtime: Anytime's good for sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Diet all the way!
MacDonalds or Burger King: B.K.
Single or Group Dates: Either, but i hate most ppl so i'll say single lest i get stuck with an ass!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What's Nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: YUK!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I try not to
Do you Sing: On occasion
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Um... tough one, how does one define 'being in love' as oppose to 'love' in general... Yes i think
Do you want to go to College: I'm living the dream baby, already there
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Are you trying to say there are some people who don't believe i exsist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: If i did, sex would be rubbish!
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah, What do you think? post me and tell me!
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: We try!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I don't care really
Do you play an Instrument: I try. Guitar, Bass, and Quantom Stretch Flippon!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A month has passed? I think that's a yes then!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, Pirates... Rocks
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Lol Yankee fool
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, i copy CD's all the time
Ever been Drunk: Don't remember
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but only once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: No. Lol, c'mon!
Ever Shoplifted: Do penny sweets count from Wollies?
How do you want to Die: Old and still sexy!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Winner of Battle Royale
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or Jinkenton on Quantom Stretch
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't mind
Favourite Hair Color: Don't mind
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: A little smaller than I
Weight: I don't know.
Best Clothing Style: As little as possible
Number of Drugs I have taken: Um... Don't know
Number of CDs I own: Loads
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Loads. I just try to learn from them
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My Interests

Yes.

I'd like to meet:

The Chipmonk or whatever in the video above... and the sexy guys in the video below... hmmmmm YOU GUYS SUCK! SHUT THAT RACKET UP!!!

Music:

Our Lady Peace, Live, 30 Seconds To Mars, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Whitesnake, Motley Crue, Old GNR, Johnny Cash, Manic Street Preachers, Tenacious D, The Clash... I'm into most things unless it's cheesy pop or black guys (or white guys wishing they were black) talking down the mic to a beat from a casio keyboard.

Movies:

I have got like 300 in my personal collection, but here are a few of my absolute faves... Green Street, The Football Facotry, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Idle Hands, Bubba Ho-tep, Garden State, Horror in general, Armageddon, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Perfect Blue, Ninja Scroll ... too many to mention.

Television:

Scrubs, South Park, Family Guy, Millennium, Life On Mars, Starsky and Hutch, 24 and Cricket... I LOVE GAMING THO. CLASSICS such as Pacman, Pong, Donkey Kong, Final Fantasy series, Zelda, Silent Hill games, Project Zero, Resident Evil games, Loads of them there video games!

Books:

1984, Sweet Venom, Everything, To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Man Called Cash. But let's be fair, books are rubbish!
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Heroes:

Brett 'Hitman' Hart, Hulk Hogan, Slash, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, The Manics, Akira Yamaoka, Johnny Cash, Myself... too arrogant not to.
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My Blog

Just as good as me, only better! Oh and college

So, what to say about college so far? Well it's been great as i have really got to know the tight knitt group we have formed now. Me, Pete, The G-MAN (Grant the noob), Stace and Alex. Projects and wor...
Posted by Tobias Man on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

A most compelling story...

Well, there i was going off to see my lawyer on my bike when i open the fridge to find none other that my helmet filled to the brim with tiramisoue pudding. I looked around to see if anyone was acting...
Posted by Tobias Man on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:52:00 PST

The most deadly animal known to man

This is a blog. I am writing this blog because i havn't 'blogged' for ages. The real big news sinse the last time i wrote is engagment i guess... but i think you all know about that anyway. But i have...
Posted by Tobias Man on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

Lost 4-0 but it still feels like we won!

What a day! At 12:00 we left for London. Me, my Bro, Ben, my Dad and Big Dave. Getting there at 2:40pm wasn't a problem coz we totally DID London, chanting for the Villa boys every-so-often. And seein...
Posted by Tobias Man on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

There's something in the air...

Ok, usually i'm early in starting the celebrations of Christmas (i.e. November 20th) and when i start to get the Christmas feeling... but this year something is making it come on sooner. There's somet...
Posted by Tobias Man on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

Finally!

It has finally stopped being a dick and let me post new blogs... yay... go me! The down side being that i have nothing to say anymore... hmmmm... But yeah... shoe and jobs!
Posted by Tobias Man on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

Urgent Message...

Well one thing i can say is that i still havn't found my shoe, so... anyone, y'know, if anyone has any info on that...er, i could do with it. Also any um... possible jobs that i could do/be, anything ...
Posted by Tobias Man on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:12:00 PST

I wanna be there...

Some Midlands streets are paved with gold, This Second Cities story's told, A passion deep, you'll have to learn, like an obsession you'll never turn. Success is rich and we shall stand here with such...
Posted by Tobias Man on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

2-1, Not perfect but we're through

A 2 hour journey up to Scunny Scun Scunthorpe with my Bro, my Cousin and my Dad. Parking in McDonalds car park under threat of clamp and walking into the tiny ground were ok. We had the usual "My gard...
Posted by Tobias Man on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

A failed Mentos experiment...

I was sitting in Practical listening to Geoff for about 3 hours (drifting in and out as i do) when I thought to myslef, 'If mentos in diet coke with the lid off make that much of a bang, imagine how i...
Posted by Tobias Man on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:25:00 PST