Buffalo Alice

Third of four children. Allergic to bees. My jaw makes a clicking noise when I eat. I live for the annual Buy-One/Get-One-Free board game sale at Toys-R-Us. I was on Oprah. Disneyworld is a suitable honeymoon destination. Jellybeans freak me out. I constantly talk to myself. A year-supply of Tide would make me very happy. I subscribe to magazines that I don't read. When provoked, I will bite. I once had a kite with Rainbow Brite on it. It got stuck in a tree. I've written to the Uni-Bomber. I love garage sales and photographing dolls. Carrots are only good raw. Someday I will live in Seattle. I want to cruise the town in a mail truck for an afternoon. I love car B-I-N-G-O although its getting really hard to find a pay phone. Jesse Ventura got my vote. I drive the fun bus. I killed Professor Plum in the Dining Room with the wrench. I can't hold a baby kitty without thinking about squeezing it. I have to spit in the toilet before I flush. Babies aren't my thing. Thunderstorms and big fleece blankets are lovely. I want Nick and Star to win the Amazing Race. None of my exes like me.
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