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Mateo

That world is calling, so I'm crawling back to sea...

About Me

AKA: Mateo, Iceman, Tortilla, Matty Pants Mahonie, Ninja, Produce Guy, Melon Man, Little Mint
I love:
- being outdoors
- winging it
- filling my day with activities
- good times with good people
- good music (read real music)
- waking up early
- sunrises and sunsets
- the ocean and beach
- bonfires
- water and snow
- being shirtless
- staying in shape
- the next adventure
- anything that gets my adrenaline pumping
- my head being scratched
- love, sex, and rock & roll
- Red Stripes and Stella
I dislike:
- people who are full of themselves
- those who put too much value on material possesions
- corporate Safeway
- flatness
- text messaging as a person's main communication - just call me dammit!!
- MySpace as a person's main communication
- wearing long pants
- wearing shoes
- politics
On another note, please watch the youtube videos below. If you're not stoked after watching the first one, and don't laugh at the second, you've got problems. Thank you
IM: Mattskis36
Quotes:
"So how are those pearls coming?"
"He was served killing Project Mayhem, SIR!" (with hand extended)
"Shit was flying everywhere."
"You know what'd be extreme....?"
"It's a definite possible maybe"
"Anak-su-namoon!"
"Rape is not Kosher"
"...and I was like OH MY GOD!"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhdouchebag"
"gnar gnar, brah"
"Get right out of town!"
"Ahhhh-numnumnumnumnum"
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
"I heard, motherfucker, had like, 30 goddamn dicks."
"mailmuthafucka"
"Dashers Dashers"
"A-GIN-gavitis!"
"Drop dem drawers!"
"Pound ya later"
"Bulbous..."
"Nah man, nah.....you suck"
"Boom, boom, boom, boom, just like that....BOOM!"
"Motorboatin sonavabitch!"
"You're gonna die, clown!"
"Shut the fuck, uuuuuuuuuuup"
"No joy, FAIL!"
"Hey didn't you suck a cock once?"

My Interests

Gliding on the ocean, scaling plutonic and volcanic formations, cranking up mountains, slicing down the snow, flipping some disc, being one with nature

I'd like to meet:

http://www.misc-hockey.jrfoto.net/Adventures/Welcome.html
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mateo
Birthday: May 15
Birthplace: Los Gatos
Current Location: Wherever the extreme is
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work shoes
Your Weakness: the ocean, which is also my saving grace, funny how that works out
Your Fears: not being able to do the things I do
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not get injured
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: For something cool - "hell yeah." I like starting the day right
Your Best Physical Feature: Most people would say my ass, I'd like to think it's my incredible year-round tan
Your Bedtime: whenever I'm tired, depends on what I did that day, or what I'm doing that night
Your Most Missed Memory: football every recess in elementary school, not having any responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: not big on ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, never had coffee in my life
Do you Smoke: fuck no
Do you Swear: fuck you, you fucking fuck
Do you Sing: in the car, at work, am I good? not really
Do you Shower Daily: pretty much
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: mmmm, yeah been there, still there
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: I sure hope so
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw, the more motion the better
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think I'm ugly
Are you a Health Freak: I try to be but it doesn't always go that way
Do you get along with your Parents: when I don't see em, heh, yeah for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: kick ass
Do you play an Instrument: used to play drums, downgraded to air drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, the other night, it was Kevin's bday
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hmm, don't think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, bought a shirt and tie for an interview
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, plenty of girl scout cookies though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: there was that one time I got drawn on...
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, but I wasn't the tease
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: back in the day
How do you want to Die: doing something crazy when I'm 80 or something
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A firefighter, a good husband and father
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand, Bali, Ireland, Fiji, Tahiti
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Burnette, but I'm not picky about that one
Short or Long Hair: long is nice
Height: 5-6'
Weight: fit for the height
Best Clothing Style: nothing fancy, casual and comfy
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: eh, they're all on the ipod
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet, still planning the first, maybe this summer
Number of things in my Past I Regret: those damn broken bones

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Go Jimmy Go, White Stripes, At the Drive In, System of a Down, Wolfmother, Janis Joplin, 311, Soundgarden, Aerosmith, Bob Marley, Damien Marley, Gorillaz, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Sublime, The Doors. Basically Classic rock, reggae, and alternative. I'm a total sucker a good blues riff. I truly believe I should have been living during the 60s for the music alone.

Movies:

Fight Club, surf flicks, Stacy Peralta films, Jim Carrey stuff

Television:

Sharks games, ER reruns, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Weather Channel (yeah I'm a wannabe meterologist)

Books:

In Search of Captain Zero

Heroes:

Anybody that does something on Extreme Level 10