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Lee

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: monkey fuckin a coconut or MFC
Birthday: 5/3/83
Birthplace: st paul
Current Location: white bear lake
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: I'm obviously asian since my name is Lee
The Shoes You Wore Today: kswiss
Your Weakness: i guess i'm kinda lazy
Your Fears: flying monkeys
Your Perfect Pizza: large sausage delivered to the backdoor
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kill whoever made this survey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i love you
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to pee
Your Best Physical Feature: not short
Your Bedtime: whats YOUR bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: this one time at this one place
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: they both suck equally
Single or Group Dates: dates? what are those?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: i guess sometimes i smoke when im drunk
Do you Swear: on what?
Do you Sing: oh yeah
Do you Shower Daily: i shower when i leave the house yes, otherwise i dont give a shit
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: obviously not since i am 25 and still haven't gone
Do you want to get Married: to who?
Do you belive in yourself: i don't get it
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i have no idea
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: maybe
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank tonight
In the past month have you Smoked: maybe when i was drunk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: All of them at the same time like an hour ago
In the past month have you gone on a Date: again, what is a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: obviously
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when i was younger yes
How do you want to Die: i want to get hit by a tire in the face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a flying monkey
What country would you most like to Visit: i have no desire to visit another country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: i guess i prefer brunettes but dont really care
Short or Long Hair: longer is usually better but again dont care
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not too heavy
Best Clothing Style: who cares
Number of Drugs I have taken: no crack whores
Number of CDs I own: dont care
Number of Piercings: too many piercings is kinda creepy otherwise dont care
Number of Tattoos: same with piercings
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont understand why some of these questions are in the "In a Boy/Girl" section
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My Interests

going out to the bar and drinking, playing pool or darts, watching movies, playing poker, sports/fantasy sports or pretty much anything thats not boring

I'd like to meet:


Music:

i can pretty much listen to anything but i hate like 99% of rap music. i mostly prefer rock... classic rock and alternative.

Movies:

some movies i like include: Fight Club, Snatch, American Pie 1 & 2, The Usual Suspects, The Matrix, Sixth Sense, Road Trip, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, Shaun of the Dead, Old School, Rounders, Donnie Darko, The Departed, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction, Memento, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob, Dogma, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep and almost anything with Adam Sandler in it. i could probably put alot more in here if i think of some more ill put em in later.

Television:

The Simpsons, That 70s Show, South Park, Lost, the ultimate fighter or UFC in general and pretty much any poker. Also i'll admit i like the real world.

Books:

i haven't read a book in years.

Heroes:

phil ivey dane cook

My Blog

did you know that....

if you paint a canoe black it won't tip?
Posted by Lee on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST