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AGE: 39
Location: at a bar near you..
Status: painfully single
Quote: He who laughs last.. is slow
Twitter: scooby0045
ABOUT ME
i work.. i play..i've always wanted to be a astronaut.. or a ventriloquist.. but my speech impediment hindered any thoughts of that.. i use to eat mud pies, now i prefer poontang pie.. when u eat a good poontang pie.. it will release a nector that is very satisfying.. a good poontang pie is hard to find. a bad one u throw back and keep looking.. im very tickelish...but lets keep that between you and i in case i get into a fight with a big dude.... wiggers fascinate me still..umm well thats most of the important stuff... other than i am an amazing driver... self proclaimed of course... and now im waiting for YOU to say "hey whats up"
WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET
Anyone with a pulse and a sense of humor.. must be willing to put up with my hatred of OHIO STATE.. i would also like to meet Future Jimmy Taylor... well because seriously that dude is AWESOME.... i would love to meet papa smurf. I'd like to know how he kept all those boys from raping smurfette.. one of lifes great unknowns i guess.

My Blog

how i met Nikki

"4 finger hot"Since i know how much you all love hearing stupid stories in my life.. and b/c my life is way cooler than yours.. i had to re-live this recently so I figured i'd go back in time and tell...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 16:53:00 GMT

RIP BLITZ.. 11.11.08

wow... how to start this.. well.. to make a long story short.. blitz got loose from my step dad and he ran out on the road.. he got whacked by a car and flew about 30+ feet and he was pretty much doa....
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:53:00 GMT

why i quit drinking

i have a problem with alcohol.. well.. HAD a problem.. i gave up the fun on sept 21st.. the day after one of my best friends came to town and i ended up at some dudes house @ 3 am that i haven't seen ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:23:00 GMT

i want to marry Miley Cyrus

 i'm an idiot.. to some.. thats no surprise.. but some of you may think.. Why? Well, for about the last 3 yrs i've been meeting women off the internet.. Lets face it, its been 'fun' to say the le...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:23:00 GMT

the difference between the Steelers and the Browns

How do I start this rant.. it is an unwritten law amongst people that bet football games that if you win a Monday night game at home and you go on the road the following week. You lose.. period.. that...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:57:00 GMT

never has it been this tough to be a browns fan

u know how they say that right before you die that 'your life will flash b4 your eyes'.. i never thought that could be true but now i kinda do..yesterday started off early.. taking my pup to the muni ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:25:00 GMT

my fun with cell phones recently

alright.. most of you know the fun i had last week.. but if i didnt tell you everything that happened.. here's the story..Tuesday i give my number out to a bartender friend of mine via email (shannon)...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:14:00 GMT

soooo.. about last night..

Sooo.. Last night was what i would call.. an 'experience'.. Whoever thought that a sillly little phone call and an invite to a dungeon of a bar could make a memory that possibly will last a lifetime.....
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:16:00 GMT

dreams

u would think that being a single guy that hasnt gotten laid since he moved back to ohio that  i would constantly be having dreams about big tits and stuff like that.. but not this single guy.. i...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:04:00 GMT

i love my family

this is weird.. a non-post midnight blog.. this might be one of my most coherent blogs i'll ever write.. lolanyways.. i love my family.. they are the world to me.. but in the same breath they drive me...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:09:00 GMT