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Richard

I am here for Friends

About Me

Here's a cheesy greeting:
Cheesy Greeting

Add to My Profile | More Videos Happy go lucky type who believes it could be worse. I like taking pictures and making films of a comedy nature which are probably only funny if you know me, maybe not even then.Here's an advert I added a bit to:
Glade Air Freshener Advert

Add to My Profile | More VideosMore pics here:Flickr Here's some internet survey fun I did after I had clicked the refresh button for the 50th time and no one had emailed/commented/requested friendship:

Here's my celebrity looky-likeys:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jet from "Gladiators" (I could never understand why the contenders on that show would climb that wall to avoid being pulled off by Jet!)
**** PLEASE EMAIL ME BEFORE ADDING ME AS A FRIEND ****
(I'm sick of friend whores/bands/projects)
Are you in a band?
As the CEO of EMI Music I'm always looking out for up and coming bands to sign....wait...hang on, I'm not the CEO of EMI Music, Alain Levy is - perhaps you can bother him instead. Thanks and good luck!
Despite the above message, I am still getting bands trying to add me, ooh you little tinkers! - perhaps the following film can help (This also applies to random people trying to "add" me because they are "collecting" friends and have no real interest in being an actual friend - at least the bands made someting!):.."425" height="300"Watch Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe on BBC4

My Blog

Symptom of Insomnia......

....Night time TV, Date My Mom.As I don't sleep at night much, I get to enjoy the television they put on.  Last night I got to watch Date My Mom.  A programme made by MTV but I was watching ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:38:00 GMT

The End is Nigh (but probably not)

On Wednesday 10th September at 8:30am (BST) Gordon Freeman and his scientist pals will be switching on their Large Hadron Collider (Click here for more info) to re-create the conditions just after the...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:54:00 GMT

Run Sam Run!

Bernie Mac died 9th August 2008Isaac Hayes died 10th August 2008It's 11th August 2008 - I'd be very worried if I was Samuel L. Jackson..
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:34:00 GMT

Unsuitable Education Establishments (It’s about porn)

I was watching a video the other day called "Anal Academy", which featured the adventures of four young ladies in their early twenties at a boarding school.  I say "adventures", it was mainly up ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:11:00 GMT

Thats Unsceintific Non-fact That Is.

Apparently ITV1 had a programme about a 52 year old woman who drinks 45 units of alcohol a week so they digitaly altered her photo to show what she would look like in 25 years time, aged 77. They did ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:44:00 GMT

New Old Photos

Just a quick blog to say I've upload some scanned photos on to Flickr from my Granddad's time in World War II that you might want to look at.  You don't have to though, people fought a war for yo...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:23:00 GMT

Dental Treatment Complete, Tax Rebate Gone.

I have just finished my treatment at the dentist which I have been having done over the last two months and I got my tax rebate! Here's a breakdown of the figures: Tax rebate:    &...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:18:00 GMT

Dental Woes

I've just been to the dentist, near to where I work, as I've been having a lot of pain from a couple of my teeth for weeks.  The good news is that I haven't got to have them all removed; the bad ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:46:00 GMT

Whats going on with...... (WARNING CHILDISH RUDENESS!)

......children's entertainment?There is a DVD out now called "The Last Mimzy""Mimzy" sounds just like "mimsy" and where I come from a mimsy is a slang word for a lady's down below rude bits. ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:52:00 GMT

You my friend are going nowhere.

I have a new car and start a new job on Monday, which is why I needed a car.I can pick the car up today but it needs taxing and the insurance documents I need are in the post.  My insurance compa...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:29:00 GMT