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IV

Viscus et Ossis

About Me

I have no face. Due to a severly degenerative disease, most of my face has the apperance of cottage cheese. If you give me pity, I will give you internet friendship. Also, I love appearance altering items (if you could not tell), feel free to tell me if you have pictures of yourself with such a device.

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My Interests

Violence. Fine Alcohol. Anatomy. Morbitity. Roman Numerals. Buffalo Wings.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Anything that has toured Arkansas.

Movies:

Those ones with dirty, dirty, naked...tribesmen..ah, nature films, thats what they are called.

Television:

...Ask me about my opinions on TV.

Books:

The Holy Book of Mormon.

Heroes:

Garrett Morgan, Giger, Romero, Poe, Bell, Fulci, The Marquis de Sade, Vesalius, Bartholin, Genga, Santorini, Cheseldon, Fabricius, Helnwein, Cortona, Haller, Caligula.

My Blog

Kazabra Club= Fuck

Ladies and gents, this is yet another cautionary tale with based on my personal experience. Please, in the name of all that is good and wrapped in bacon, heed my words and don't make the sam...
Posted by IV on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:34:00 PST

Punk Rock = ?

Through careful research, I recently learned that 'punk', as the genre is called, is one of the most popular to the general public. It my tests, this musical type seemed to be enjo...
Posted by IV on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:46:00 PST

Brakes Plus = Shit

Gather 'round ye lads and lasses and listen to my tale of deception, confusion, and great ineptitude. Once upon a swelteringly hot day, IV was taking his car into Ye Olde Brakes Plus for routine...
Posted by IV on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:56:00 PST

Bulletins = Shit

Once upon a time, in a fair, fair land....far far away... Where the grass was green, women were beautiful, and men were strong, Where children played gaily without a care, and there was strawberry sho...
Posted by IV on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:40:00 PST