"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."
"I am the way I am either you like it or not; take it or leave it!"
"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well."
"Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves."
"Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it."
"To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains. I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."
"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side."
"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."
"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."
"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
"Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it."
"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either."
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