Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Anyone with whom I can steal happiness."This is right, my dear. I stole something. I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying."
http://last.fm/user/dtothev
the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
the lovely bones
the poisonwood bible
where the wild things are
and pretty much anything from Oprah's (failed) Book Club
Robocop.