the whorchatas

In the ancient surroundings of the mystic hills of Oaxaca there is a prophecy that lies imbedded in the shroud of tradition. It says that a group of three will be destined to bestow their talents on the modern world, thus returning the simple people of earth to a time and place that bore little resemblence to the selfishness and greed that have come to inhabit the lives that they now know. This tradition is marked by Tres de Leche. The event begins in the third week of March and is carried out by a series of nightly ceremonies commemorating the lost legend of the incarnate Leche de Hombre. Ancient custom prohibits most women to take part in the tradition as they are required to adhere to their regular duties of cooking, cleaning, providing felatio, and washing the men's feet. One lucky young girl is brought into the custom on or near her eighteenth birthday and is taught how to satisfy each man in town. She is shown the differences between the men's desires and learns how to satisfy her own longings by providing the much needed affection warranted by the male hormones. This custom preaches that a savior will someday return to tame the women of this earth and restore balance to the genders. This reincarnation, which has been likened to that of the Bodhisatva himself, is none other than the infamous Leche de Hombre, and he will be known by the power he possesses to tame both woman and beast in less than thirty seconds as well as the tell-tale markings on the shaft of his penis depicting the storied La Chubacabra himself. In the summer of 1999, during a voyage to the small town La Carnacion Madre de Guadalupe de los Vente Cinco de Mayo la Bodega de Pancho Villa in the rural hills of Northern Oaxaca a mild mannered sunday school teacher and his wife were studying the effects of global poverty on Mexican poor people when they happened upon a strange feeling. It was beyond the feeling of a simple de ja vu, it was in fact, as if they had been there for centuries. The two soon became rabid with the loss of inhibition as the Sunday School teacher looked over to see his wife tear the blouse from her ripe bosom with a sudden roar before disappearing into the thick of the townspeople. Shortly thereafter, the man disappeared into the jungle in search of something that he was not entirely aware of. After days of ravaging the town's men, the wife emerged from a small shanty to see the figure of two beings upon a hill overlooking the village. It was the Sunday School teacher in all his God-given splendor facing off with the terror of the town. The dreaded and mighty La Chubacabra. In one false swoop the powerful Chubacabra lunged at the mild mannered man only to find himself overcome. The man reached with one hand, grabbed the beast by the throat and feasted on his groin. After ripping the being's pride from his body and devouring it as if it was a vienna sausage, the man turned his sights to the village below him and began to run toward it with the grace of a gazelle. The townspeople fled for fear of their lives as the man's wife stood paralized in awe of his might. As he came close to her he grabbed her with a sudden force and released a mighty premature ejaculation covering her from the waist down. That night, the two bore a son. The son grew at a rapid rate and developed into a full grown man by the time their voyage had ended. He bore the likeness of La Chubacabra and the flatulence of a geriatric irritable bowel syndrome victim. He would come to be known as Gila Douche, son of Manivore, wife to the famed Leche De Hombre. Together they would come to be known as the invincible power trio... THE WHORCHATAS! You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !